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8/10
One of the best guest appearances ever
bigblue1233 September 2010
Warning: Spoilers
What could have been a good episode was made a great episode by the performance of guest star Billy Drago as Oral Peattie a man who blames a successful doctor for the death of his daughter. Peattie uses hexcraft as a way to exact revenge against the doctor by targeting members of his family.

Although there are a few inconsistencies in the plot, the creepy atmosphere and tension more than compensate. Drago who simply lives and breathes the part creates a truly chilling villain and although fans often consider Eugene Tooms, Donnie Pfaster and Robert Modell to be some of the best villains, Oral Peattie should be up there with them. Drago's appearance, his voice, his mannerisms come together to create a villain you just know will never stop his mission of vengeance. James Morrison is also good as the doctor who Peattie is terrorising.

There is a real claustrophobic feel to this episode and it contains some superb scenes (particularly the one involving the microwave). The climax is good and it is also great to see Scully questioning her rigid belief in science at the end of the episode.

8/10
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8/10
Stinky's good...
Sanpaco1311 April 2007
Warning: Spoilers
I have always liked "Theef" since the first time I saw it. The teaser while a little corny with the happy family all being so proud of their wonderful doctor of a father is still very good. Having the father-in-law hang himself and the word "TheeF" written on the wall in his blood is very classic X-Files.

One major reason this episode appeals to me so much is that the idea of voodoo dolls or "poppets" has always been one of those things that intrigues me. I am reminded of "India Jones and the Temple of Doom" where the kid has a doll of Indiana and is stabbing him in the back with a pin. Ever since I first saw that when I was 8 or however old I was I have been interested in the idea of being able to do things to someone vicariously through a doll. And the Appalachian Magic that this episode brings in is also interesting to anyone who enjoys fantasy type games like Diablo where one can play a necromancer who uses charms to do all sorts of things like Oral Peattie does in this episode.

I also find a number of things about this episode comical yet dark and creepy. Let me try to explain using the example of possibly the best scene in the episode. I am of course referring to the popping' corn. Peattie's mannerisms are just so comical and seem so innocent and we are inclined to laugh or be amused at his unfamiliarity with microwave popcorn and the med student's frustration at having to explain to him how to get the popcorn. But then we turn from amusement to horror at him microwaving the poppet of Mrs. Weider and her getting fried by the MRI to a crisp. I can't imagine anything that would horrify me more than to watch my wife/mom/any family member get burnt to a crisp in front of my eyes unexpectedly.

There is a question of whether Peattie's actions were justified or not presented by Scully at the end of the episode. I would answer this with a resounding no. I do not feel any pity for Peattie at all. He claims that if he had been present at the hospital he could have saved his daughter but the doctor then says but you weren't there at which Peattie seems to be affected by an anger or even possibly guilt. He just seems to me like a father who feels a personal responsibility for his daughter's death but rather than deal with this he turns his anger at himself towards others and tries to find someone else to blame.

Casting for this episode was well done. Billy Drago was the perfect actor to play Peattie. I don't think there is any creepy person part that he wouldn't be perfect as but seriously a voodoo appalachian hillbilly? That part was written for him. Also I am a big fan of James Morrison ever since he has been on "24" as Bill Buchanan. He has also appeared in one of my favorite Millennium episodes and looking over his bio I learned that he was born in Bountiful, Utah. Woohoo! No wonder I am a fan he is a fellow Utahn.

In conclusion I think this is one of the better X-files episodes available. The only points I might take off are due to the fact that some of the actions of Mulder and Scully seem a little out of character and they seem to try and write this off by adding in the underlying theme of Scully still surprising Mulder with things she does. But other than that I enjoyed the episode a lot. I give it a 8/10. "Stinky's good." - Oral Peattie
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7/10
Stinky's good.
Muldernscully5 July 2007
Theef is a solid episode with plenty of creepiness. The teaser reminds me of The Sixth Sense opening, where the doctor comes home after receiving a prestigious award, then something bad happens to him. Another thing that is similar to the beginning of the Sixth Sense is that the offended person asks the doctor about a patient that he can't recall at first. Very slight similarities, but they could have inspired the teaser. Mulder and Scully, as was common in seasons 6 & 7, poke fun at themselves. This time with Mulder mocking Scully saying, "Mulder, why are we here?" Also, they do a running theme throughout the episode of Mulder telling Scully, "You keep me guessing." I liked the shot of the voodoo doll hanging, showing that Peattie used voodoo to have the father-in-law hang himself. The deleted scene was quite interesting, with Peattie gathering a token. It also shows the excellent guest acting on the part of Billy Drago. He's excellent in the rest of the episode, but it really shows in the deleted scene. It was as if he was made for the part. Special effects have come a long way. Nan's face instantly showing the disease was cool. It was interesting seeing the sales lady talk so matter-of-fact about voodoo, as if it's an everyday occurrence. Of course, Scully doesn't believe a word of it, and Mulder is a sucker for all of it. Umbrellas make a very rare post-Vancouver appearance in this episode. It's very interesting to see how Scully doesn't believe in voodoo or black magic, yet she goes along with Mulder and his theory for helping the family, because she trusts him to know what he's doing. And even though Mulder believes in the voodoo, he alters his words to say, "well, the murderer believes in it. So we'll play along with his belief." So that Mulder doesn't sound like a complete crackpot. Scully was made blind, and Mulder shows her the voodoo doll with its eyes poked out. Scully doesn't answer Mulder definitely about being able to save Peattie's daughter, leaving you wondering if Scully believes in the voodoo now. Mulder remarks by saying, "You keep me guessing, Scully." Theef is a great episode. It was creepy throughout and very well-acted, except for the few lines by the daughter. But other than that, it's a solid contribution to the X-Files catalog that "keeps you watching".
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6/10
No Surprises
andyetris24 October 2006
I've always loved Billy Drago and as always he is truly creepy as the Appalachian conjure man with a grudge in this supernatural-revenge thriller. The gross-out effects are also well done. The problem is pure plotting predictability and an unengaging setting (this subject BEGS for a Manly Wade Wellman treatment!)

It's interesting to me that this has been compared unfavorably to the Season 2 occult thriller "Fresh Bones." The occult effects in that episode were handled in a deft way that left the possibility of magic an open-ended question. This episode is so magic-heavy it might have been an episode of "Charmed!" Likewise "Fresh Bones" had both a plot twist and final surprise at the end. The greatest irony of this episode is Scully saying: "I'll always surprise you, Mulder!"
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9/10
An out and out creep fest, classic episode.
Sleepin_Dragon22 September 2022
After an idyllic night at an Awards ceremony, a prominent Doctor's world is turned upside down, when he finds his father in law hanged, and a bizarre message sprawled on the wall.

I thought this was a pretty awesome episode, I loved it, I'm quite surprised by the relatively average score it has, for me, it's much better than that, particularly after the previous, dismal episode.

An out and out chiller, this one really does provide the fear factor, as the snakes did a few episodes back, the voodoo does the same here, a more Earthly adversary for Mulder and Scully, but equally as terrifying. I'm loving the variety we're being treated to on this seventh series.

Billy Drago was phenomenal here as Orel Peattie I thought, a spine chilling performance, he's creepy, he's sinister, but best of all, he's believable, I totally bought into that guy's mission.

The makeup, throughout this episode was astonishing, sheer talent went into the visuals of this one, I'm in awe of what they accomplished here.

9/10.
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7/10
Charmed....
stevenjlowe8221 October 2023
This was interesting episode because whilst the pacing felt a bit slow there was still a lot to enjoy about this particular X File.

The hexcraft storyline has been done before and slightly more effectively in previous X Files episodes and whilst this story did not reinvent the wheel it was made all the more enjoyable by Billy Drago. He's a very reliable character actor who tends to play sinister villain types and is probably best known for his turn on Charmed as Barbus the demon of fear.

As always the chemistry between Mulder and Scully is excellent and it was nice to see Scully hop aboard the X File theory train by her own admission although after all she has seen and been through it would be a little strange if she was in full sceptic mode.

Overall a fairly by the numbers story elevated by good casting. Oh and throwing a mention of charmed was nice, not the show obviously but I feel there was an emphasis placed on the word when it was used as a nod to Drago's part in the show. That might just be me though....
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8/10
The Voodoo That You Do Do
alex-ross7718 March 2006
Five years after Mulder & Scully dealt with black magic in Season 2's disappointing Fresh Bones, Vince Gilligan, John Shiban and Frank Spotnitz write a spooky X-File dealing with Oral Peattie, an old man who practises hex craft on a doctor's family for revenge. I really enjoyed this episode because it features some horrifying scenes (rag dolls being burnt in the microwave resulting in victims dying under similar circumstances etc.) and for the chilling climax right at the end.

Definitely one of the most scariest episodes of Season 7 and one of my all-time favourites. My advice: Don't watch it alone in the dark!
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8/10
"Can't hurt the man that ain't got nothing left."
classicsoncall7 August 2017
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A lot of mystical terms came up in the story like hexcraft, graveyard dirt and conjure dust, but in the end, this story boiled down to an old fashioned case of good old voodoo. There was even mention of a New Guinea tribal disease called Kuru, and reference to flesh eating disease, or as Dr. Robert Wieder (James Morrison) would call it, diffuse cutaneous flesh moniliasis.

Mulder and Scully have their work cut out for them as a displaced Appalachian hillbilly (Billy Drago) uses his knowledge of the black arts to seek revenge on a doctor who failed to prevent his daughter from dying following a severe bus accident. Perhaps failed is the wrong word, the daughter was so badly injured it was only a matter of time that she would succumb to her injuries. Wieder did all he could, and eventually pushed enough morphine into the girl to help ease the transition to her final repose. In that respect, the story challenges the viewer to examine one's attitude toward a similar circumstance should it ever become personal. The moral dilemma posed was an uncomfortable one to say the least.

The story never did get around to the misspelling of the word 'thief', incorrectly written in blood by Orel Peattie (Drago) as 'theef'. What it did was allow Mulder to comment on a former Vice-President's mental lapse when he incorrectly spelled the word 'potato' as 'potatoe'. Dan Quayle had a tough time living that one down, though it's not everyone who can be memorialized in an episode of The X-Files.
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5/10
Not too smart
kdupes-110 December 2019
We're the writers on vacay for this episode ? My cat could have hid this family better than they did on this show ! Voodoo hillbilly using dead daughters body to cast spells on doctors family b/c he thinks he killed her. >So they decide to hide the family from the killer, where....in a cabin in the closest Forrest they could find. How about somewhere he can't travel to with the body, no body,no spells. Like someplace you have to fly to, can't take body parts thru airport security. Or across the border to Canada? Bringing a head thru customs would be tricky. Really stupid and lazy and unrealistic.
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