Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Callisto (1996)

Ted Raimi: Joxer

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• Joxer : Xena!

  Xena : Yeah?

  Joxer : Joxer, the mighty, at your service.

  Xena : Get lost!

  Joxer : You know, a warrior needs - wait - listen. Don't judge me because I was traveling with those sheep. I can be of invaluable service to a woman like you. Yeah - as a matter of fact, um - I'm a warrior of some repute.

  Gabrielle : Hmm! I never heard of you.

  Joxer : Listen, I wasn't talking to you, little girl.

  Gabrielle : Hey!

  Joxer : Now, listen - I'm fierce and I have a lust for blood. As a matter of fact, if a couple of days go by and I haven't shed some blood, I get very depressed. Blood and me go together like a horse and chariot. I once bathed in a tub of blood. My nickname is 'Bloody Joxer".

  Xena : You like the sight of blood so much, keep talking.

  Joxer : I'm disappointed in you, Xena! I thought you'd recognize talent when you saw it! Oh - she must be threatened. I can understand that - what, with my masculine prowess and stuff.