Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Fins, Femmes & Gems (1998)

Lucy Lawless: Xena

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Quotes 

• Gabrielle : [singing]  Well, listen to my story 'bout Gabrielle, cute little gal that's looking really swell. Perfect hair, such a lovely lass. Nice round breasts and a firm young...

  Xena : [slaps hand over Gabrielle's mouth]  Are you out of your MIND?

  Gabrielle : Too loud? Are you afraid we're gonna get there and the fish will be gone?

  Xena : I'm afraid we're gonna get there and the fish will be ARMED.

• Xena : They've probably headed for Parnassus. The priest there is an expert astrologer. Who knows what *stupid* thing Aphrodite would want him to do with it?

  [Xena picks up a fish] 

  Aphrodite : [unseen as a Goddess]  Nice! Double dose for you, Warrior Babe!

  Xena : Hmm, a walleye.

  Aphrodite : Big mistake. You're *never* getting that smell off your hands now...

  [she blows the Obsession potion on Xena] 

  Xena : I've got it! I know what to do! The North Star is on the verge of extinction. The fate of the whole world lies in our hands. We've got no choice.

  [pause] 

  Xena : We're going fishing!

• Xena : Come on, Gabrielle! Let's get WET! Come on, Gabrielle! Get your gear off!

• Xena : [to Joxer about Gabrielle]  MONKEY MAN, YOU BRING HER BACK!