- Gabrielle: [singing] Well, listen to my story 'bout Gabrielle, cute little gal that's looking really swell. Perfect hair, such a lovely lass. Nice round breasts and a firm young...
- Xena: [slaps hand over Gabrielle's mouth] Are you out of your MIND?
- Gabrielle: Too loud? Are you afraid we're gonna get there and the fish will be gone?
- Xena: I'm afraid we're gonna get there and the fish will be ARMED.
- Xena: They've probably headed for Parnassus. The priest there is an expert astrologer. Who knows what *stupid* thing Aphrodite would want him to do with it?
- [Xena picks up a fish]
- Aphrodite: [unseen as a Goddess] Nice! Double dose for you, Warrior Babe!
- Xena: Hmm, a walleye.
- Aphrodite: Big mistake. You're *never* getting that smell off your hands now...
- [she blows the Obsession potion on Xena]
- Xena: I've got it! I know what to do! The North Star is on the verge of extinction. The fate of the whole world lies in our hands. We've got no choice.
- [pause]
- Xena: We're going fishing!
- Gabrielle: They say that the paintings of women in Aphrodite's temple represent her many phases, right? Well, based on this, I'd have to say that she's pretty full of herself!
- Aphrodite: [Aphrodite, unseen as a Goddess, walks over to Gabrielle] Oh, really?
- [Aphrodite blows the Obsession potion in her face]
- Gabrielle: [Gabrielle looks into a mirror and stares at her reflection] Pretty!