- Ares, God of War: [after Xena kills someone about to kill him] You saved my life. I won't forget it.
- Xena: Yes, you will.
- Xena: [after another warlord questions her death] Well, as you can see, rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated.
- Gabrielle: Joxer, it pains me to tell you that all day long I have fantasized about ripping your heart out!