Yes Minister (TV Series)
Equal Opportunities (1982)
Derek Fowlds: Bernard Woolley
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Quotes
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Bernard Woolley : Remember that letter you wrote "round objects" on? Sir Humphrey has commented on it.
James Hacker : What's he say?
Bernard Woolley : "Who is Round and to what does he object?"
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James Hacker : Sarah tells me this complaint is nonsense.
Bernard Woolley : Oh, fine. So we can CGSM it.
James Hacker : CGSM?
Bernard Woolley : Civil service code. It stands for Consignment of Geriatric Shoe Manufacturers. Load of old cobblers, Minister.
James Hacker : I'm not a civil servant. I shall use my own code. I shall write "round objects".