Yes Minister (TV Series)
Party Games (1984)
Derek Fowlds: Bernard Woolley
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Quotes
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Annie Hacker : [Bernard is waiting at the Hackers' flat for the Minister to come home] He's obviously been held up. You can stamp some of these cards for me while you're waiting if you like.
Bernard Woolley : Oh, but aren't they to constituents?
Annie Hacker : Yes.
Bernard Woolley : Well, that's not government business, Mrs Hacker, that's political activity. I'm not allowed to help with the Minister's political activities.
Annie Hacker : Suppose they were all to journalists?
Bernard Woolley : Oh, that would be alright.
Annie Hacker : They're all to journalists.
Bernard Woolley : Fine. I suppose licking is an essential part of relationships with the press.
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[there has arisen the possibility of James Hacker becoming Prime Minister]
Sir Humphrey Appleby : How would you feel about your present master as the next Prime Minister?
[Bernard looks at his watch]
Sir Humphrey Appleby : Are you in a hurry?
Bernard Woolley : No, I was just checking my watch to see it wasn't April 1st!
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Bernard Woolley : [Discussing possible reasons for the Prime Minister's early retirement] Minister, I've heard something quite different.
James Hacker : What?
Bernard Woolley : That there is £1 million worth of diamonds from South Africa in a Downing Street safe, but of course it's only a rumour.
James Hacker : Is that true?
Bernard Woolley : Oh, yes.
James Hacker : So, there ARE all those diamonds in Downing Street!
Bernard Woolley : Are there?
James Hacker : You just said there were.
Bernard Woolley : No, I didn't.
James Hacker : Yes, you did! You said you'd heard this rumour, I said is it true, you said yes!
Bernard Woolley : I said yes, it was true that it was a rumour.
James Hacker : You said you heard it was true!
Bernard Woolley : No, I said it was true that I heard it!
Annie Hacker : I'm sorry to cut into this important discussion, but do you believe it?
James Hacker : I believe I heard it. Oh, about the diamonds. No.
Annie Hacker : Is it impossible?
James Hacker : No, but it's never been officially denied. First rule in politics: never believe anything until it's officially denied.
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Bernard Woolley , James Hacker , Annie Hacker : Have you heard the news?
Bernard Woolley , James Hacker , Annie Hacker : Yes!
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Bernard Woolley : So the resignation is to give time for the new leader to be run in before the next election?
Annie Hacker : Now the Home Secretary's been run in already!
[They both laugh]