- Cissy Meldrum: I can't keep calling you Miss Anstruther. What's your first name?
- Hortence Anstruther: Actually, it's Hortence. But nobody ever calls me that, no, no. No, my friends call me Horty! I don't why because I'm really awfully chummy with everyone.
- Cissy Meldrum: I suppose it's better than Tence.