- Cam Dunleavey: Y'cant define 'cool', Spence. But, I know it when I see it. *Every* morning in the mirror!
- [Zack learns that Gwen is planning a party]
- Zack Greenburg: I get to DJ! I get to DJ! I called it first. I got dibs. Yes!
- Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby: You? DJ? Zack, you're not funky enough to DJ.
- Zack Greenburg: Come on. I've got way more than enough... funk.