- Magistrado Carlos Galindo: Sergeant Garcia! What on earth are you doing in those ridiculous clothes?
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: [Dressed as Zorro] How did you know it was me Excelency, I'm wearing a mask?
- Antonio Azuela: [as the prisoners are singing about Zorro saving them] Sergeant Garcia! Sergeant Garcia!
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Sí, señor.
- Antonio Azuela: Make them stop that infernal racket!
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Of course, señor.
- [to the prisoners]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Listen to me! Listen to me! This is very disturbing to our *good*, our *kind* tax collector. So no more singing, please.
- [winks at them and makes some motions as if conducting them]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: What can I do, señor? I have asked them, but they do not stop.
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: [re the prisoners] Those poor fellows actually think that Zorro will come and save them.
- Don Diego de la Vega: So I hear.
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Don Diego, do want to hear something very wicked.
- Don Diego de la Vega: [looks around] Go, ahead.
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: I hope he does, too!
- Zorro: [to the peons who have grabbed the fake tax collector and his companions] Thank you, señores. Never has Zorro had such capable allies!