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7/10
You don't have to be idiots to enjoy this pretty fun episode.
A_Kind_Of_CineMagic1 December 2018
I think this episode is more unpopular than it deserves. I found a lot of it pretty good with a mixture of fun and some tougher drama which is well acted and with some spooky elements to enjoy.

It is certainly not the greatest story as the way the plot is carried out is not that convincing and the cries of "hungry" and "feed me" etc are a bit silly and annoying. The reactions of people and the authorities are also not that convincing.

On the plus side most of the episode is entertaining. I thought the boy was a well acted and endearing character and the 1953 Coronation setting was a nice aspect. The humour is very good in places and the subplot of the bullying father and struggles of his wife and son is quite affecting and touching. The faceless people are done well and are suitably creepy. Rose being attacked and the Doctor's reaction provide quite powerful moments. Maureen Lipman is perfect for her role as the TV face of the adversary despite it not being the best idea for depicting the threat. The idea of a villain using a surge in TV viewing to gain power from a TV mast is perfectly OK but it is just not entirely written in the most convincing way by Mark Gatiss. It could have been done better. But it is not bad at all in my opinion.

The human drama, creepiness and entertainment are fine, it just falls short on being a believable story overall. It is an acceptable filler episode, flawed in terms of how the plot is developed but quite fun.

My rating: 7/10.
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8/10
The one where the Doctor saves face
movieman_kev30 May 2006
The Doctor and Rose hoping to arrive in New York to see Elvis perform instead find themselves in London circa 1953, where they stumble on a plot to take the faces off of various Londoners. It's not as nearly as grotesque as the previous sentence implies, as the aforementioned faces are just kind of erased off via television sets. It all makes sense upon watching the show, I promise. Well if the last 2 episodes reminded me a bit of "Sliders", this one definitely had the feel of "Shapphire and Rose". Of course, enjoying that late, lamented show, I was definitely tickled by this one. Good acting by all (save for a few bit actors), splendid costume and set design, witty banter, and an intriguing plot all combine to make an amusing and highly watchable episode. Even if the bit of social commentary is a bit daft and it's full of plot holes.

My Grade: B-
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6/10
Slightly Disappointing
Theo Robertson6 May 2008
I remember looking forward to this since it was written by THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN'S Mark Gatiss who wrote the previous years story featuring Charles Dickens and gas zombies . But after seeing the episode I felt rather disappointed and it's down to one very simple reason . The entire plot is summed up in the pre title sequence . After this - which I do agree is effective enough - we still have to endure a story which we know will end up with the Doctor defeating the alien and it's just a question of how . There's little surprise involved and this week's obligatory dysfunctional family subplot is more irritating than usual .

There is one other aspect conspicuous by its absence and that is Gatiss is a big fan of the QUATERMASS serials . For some reason the story is set at the Queen's coronation which was no doubt a big national event at the time but surely 1950s television was the decade where Nigel Kneale as a household name . Imagine if the audience had been watching an episode of QUATERMASS ? Wouldn't that have been a brilliant post modernist tour de force ?
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Visually enthralling
ametaphysicalshark21 June 2007
Most people will tell you that a director on a television show cannot really make an impact, since all they do is run on set, take charge of the crew, and finish up the episode in less than a week. Due to this rushed process, television directors, supposedly, are restricted in terms of creativity, but "The Idiot's Lantern" is proof that this isn't necessarily true. Director Euros Lyn, also responsible for great episodes like "The Unquiet Dead" and "Tooth and Claw", makes this episode extremely entertaining with his visual style. "The Idiot's Lantern" might have been a fairly boring episode otherwise, disregarding the witty dialogue, the script wasn't exactly perfect. Inventive, zany cinematography make this episode a pleasure to look at. An inspired portrayal of the Doctor from Tennant and some witty dialogue make up for a pretty weak story and make this episode quite enjoyable. It's hardly the greatest episode, but it's good enough.

Letter Grade: B-
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6/10
Coronation Chickens
southdavid13 October 2020
Mark Gatiss was always a little hit and miss when it came to his Doctor Who scripts, I found, and I'm afraid that, despite some interesting moments, "The Idiot's Lantern" is one that can be considered a bit of a damp squib.

Heading to the early 50's in a bid to see The King, instead they land in London preparing for a new Queen. Television sets are becoming popular in people's homes as they want to watch the Coronation - but several North London households are hiding a secret, faceless family members, caused by their suspiciously low-priced televisions from Magpie Electrics.

To be clear, I don't think that "The Idiots Lantern" is a bad episode, just that it's a bit underwhelming. Mostly I think this stems from the villain. Ron Cook's Mr Magpie is OK, but the reluctant accomplice comes rather soon after Colin Spaull's Mr. Crane in the Cybermen double bill. Magpie is more tortured, but still the similarities are present. Then we have the real bad guy, Maureen Lipman's The Wire. (Sadly short on references to McNulty or Stringer Bell). Whereas the idea of a character on a TV talking back to you has the potential to be a bit creepy, the actual performance is played for knowing laughs a little too much and the "Hungry... Hungry" refrain is too bizarre and too little unsettling. Add into that the Connolly family, and boorish patriarch Eddie, played by television staple Jamie Foreman, who again are nicely played - if not particularly memorable characters and you're left with an episode that doesn't add up to very much.

The Doctor and Rose do have some nice interactions though, particularly a funny gag about Rose's mum and sailors and you get to see his anger (again) when Rose falls foul of the Wire's power. It's odd, but once you know it was written with Ecclestone's Doctor in mind, it does start to feel a little more understandable.

Again, it's not a "bad" episode - it's just an underwhelming one.
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6/10
My least favourite Tennant episode
hgwsavage4 September 2019
I get that maybe other ones may have worse plots, but for me the script felt underdeveloped and I immediately thought it was a first draft. For example when David Tennant yells at the dad I felt that was suddenly and random and just shoved in there because 'oh ye the doctor good guy'. Everything felt so fast paced, and not in a good way, in a bad way.
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6/10
Not good
wolfordcheyenne29 March 2020
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This episode was so dumb. The Doctor and Rose looked ridiculous riding around on that moped and David Tennant's hair was terrible. The execution of the episode was poor and the tilted camera angles got old fast. Also, the acting from some of the guest cast made me cringe. The worst was the actress who portrayed The Wire. The way in which she kept repeating her lines was laughable. Additionally, the premise of the episode was not the best. I feel like David Tennant spits when he yells. This was my favorite line "There's no power on this Earth that can stop me!"😂 The ending was the worst. What were the writers thinking, having Rose send that kid back to his abusive father? At least the episode wasn't boring.
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7/10
Weird in a good way
warlordartos10 March 2021
Now this is one of those episodes that scared me to death when I was a kid, so it immediately a good Doctor Who episode. As an adult it's a little less interesting but still leaves you glued to the screen (Yes you heard me). All in all a different type of doctor who episode that can be watched 2 or maybe 3 times a decade but not one of those ones you can watch over and over again
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10/10
A televisual feast
djarmhp28 May 2006
As David Tennant starts to get to grips with the role of the Doctor, he seems to have created the character anew in the same way as Patrick Troughton did following William Hartnell. All fans have to accept now that this shares a name and concept with the old series but nothing more, and that is a great strength.

The Doctor and Rose arrive in London in 1953 dressed for their expected visit to Las Vegas in 1958! It is a great visual joke with Rose looking like an extra from Grease and The Doctor sporting a superb DA hairstyle as he exits the TARDIS on a scooter! It turns out that someone is tampering with history. As Rose realises, there are just too many televisions for the following day's coronation. There are also people being dragged out of their homes by the police hidden under blankets. It turns out that the old tale of television sucking your brains out is all too true!! The Wire, played by a splendidly over the top Maureen Lipman, lives off of the mental energy of other lifeforms and intends to use the Coronation to feast enough to bring about the return of her corporeal form. The adventure is a typically odd Mark Gatiss story that plays like a restrained version of his own 'League of Gentlemen'. With humour and an ending with a definite nod to the Fourth Doctor this is great fun. This series just maintains its high standards. The supporting cast is uniformly good with Jamie Foreman giving an excellent performance as a typical 1950's father.
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7/10
The Idiot Episode
wetmars6 August 2020
This episode was great but something felt really off about this episode and I can't describe it what it was.
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5/10
TV Dinners...
Xstal4 December 2021
An early (1953) TV feed but it's not particularly nourishing, about an alien (the Wire) in the telly that is finely tuned and flourishing. It takes the face, of all who place, their ugly mugs before it (turning one into a stem), with a magpie in assistance acting like a kind of conduit. The Queens big day, what will they say, if all does not go ace, as the Doctor clambers up the spire of Alexandra Palace (it's not ace by the way, filler episodes set on earth in presentish times usually aren't).
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10/10
TV's bad, you know...
MaxBorg8914 April 2011
Remember the Dickens episode in the first season? Well, The Idiot's Lantern marks the return of writer Mark Gatiss to the series with another quirky, inventive tale, one that has a bit of social critique to it: it's all about the negative influence of television.

Back on normal Earth, the Doctor and Rose head for what they think is 1958 Las Vegas, only to realize they're in good old England a few years before that. The Queen's imminent coronation is shaping up to be a big event, followed all around the country via television. Only something seems to be out of the ordinary: as Rose points out, there are a few too many TV sets available for the time period, and police officers hiding under blankets who drag away random people is a strange sight. And what if the old story of TV sucking your brain out were true? Yep, it's an ordinary day for the Doctor...

Hitting the right balance between funny and creepy, Gatiss' script is everything a good Doctor Who story should be: entertaining, suspenseful, magical and quintessentially British. The villainous Wire, played by Maureen Lipman, is a memorable creation that is bound to give viewers of a certain age bad dreams related to television, and the inventive way the plot works around an established historic event is wonderfully mad and brilliant. The best bit, however, has to be at the beginning of the episode, when Rose and the Doctor step out of the TARDIS in perfect American '50s attire. Who would have thought David Tennant could make a good Fonz?
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6/10
A Mixed Bag of 50s Nostalgia and Missed Potential
hwiltshire-068894 April 2024
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The Idiot's Lantern delivers a visually interesting but ultimately uneven episode of Doctor Who. Set in 1950s Britain, it offers a glimpse of pre-Beatles social attitudes as the Doctor and Rose face the sinister Wire, a creature draining people's faces. While it has its enjoyable moments, it ultimately falls short of its potential.

The 1950s setting is beautifully recreated, transporting the viewer to an era of ration books and the Coronation buzz. The episode's concept, with people's identities stolen by a television-based villain, is intriguing, but the execution is somewhat clumsy. Maureen Lipman's performance as the villainous Wire is a highlight, menacing and over-the-top in the best possible way.

While Billie Piper is always charming as Rose, David Tennant is mostly sidelined as the Doctor, which feels like a missed opportunity. The supporting characters are a bit too stereotypical, and the family drama of the Conolly household plays out predictably.

It's not a bad episode, but it's not particularly memorable either. The pacing is a touch uneven, and the resolution leans heavily on a bit of convenient science, making the threat feel less significant than it could have.

The Idiot's Lantern lands at a 6 out of 10. It offers some enjoyable moments and captures the spirit of the 1950s, but lacks the substance and originality to become a true Doctor Who standout.
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4/10
If only it were The Faceless ones......
Sleepin_Dragon14 August 2015
Now I tend to be very generous when it comes to my reviews, pains me to say it but I really don't like the Idiot's Lantern. When I read it had Margaret John and Maureen Lipman I thought 'here we go.' Wrong! this is the first nu Who let down.

The positives to start with, the imagery is really good, it looks impressive, the sets and attention to detail excellent, the backdrop of the Coronation is a goody, I love the idea of the celebrations and those gorgeous Street parties. I like the re-styling of Rose and the Doctor, and the Connolly's house looks fantastic. Jamie Foreman is actually good playing Eddie 'the bully' Connolly, Rory Jennings 'Tommy' is possibly the best one in it.

The downsides, it is just so dull, it is so slow and uninteresting. Maureen Lipman, technically a British institution is criminally underused, what a waste of her talents. It's pretty hard to concentrate on because it's just so flat.

4/10 it's a shambles.

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6/10
Lacking substance
zuyuuu7 October 2023
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Idiots lantern is one episode of Doctor Who that tends to be forgotten when it comes to series 2. I think that mostly stems from the lack of detail, explanation, and general purpose for existing. The plot is just so lackluster and it doesn't make much sense. It's just a filler episode with huge stakes and no explanation. The Wire is a bad villain. We get no real reason for why she is doing what she's doing, which results in no one really caring about what happens, or at least I don't. The only area where I believe this episode really shines is in the character deparment, specifically the family in the episode. I think there's lovely development and it gives the viewer a good look into the average suburban family in post-war London. I quite like that Rita and Tommy are able to get rid of their abusive husband/father, as well as being able to get their grandma back. The ending is sweet and fulfilling, but it can't make up for the disappointment that was the rest of the episode. Could be better, could be worse: 6.4/10.
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6/10
Meh...
stevenjlowe8229 October 2023
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This is definitely one of the weaker episodes of the New-Who era and easily one of Tenants lower ranking episodes.

I'm not a royalist in any shape or form so this episodes setting was off putting right away. I do think they done an excellent job of capturing the mood and setting of 50's Britain where men tended to rule over households with iron fists and by using fear and intimidation to dominate over everyone. I enjoyed how this episode handled it without getting overly moral and preachy. The Doctor made his point with a few well placed puns and that was enough.

The Doctor and Rose spent much of the episode apart but still had some good moments. Rose is definitely a lot more confident when it comes to investigating on her own and putting things together although it comes at a cost with her being taken by the Wire. Also the Doctors explosive reaction to this shows his feelings for her are strong but sometimes may cloud his judgement. His "no power van stop me now" line was also a tad pompous and cringe sounding if I'm being honest.

The villaness called the Wire was kind of interesting and was played deliciously by Maureen Lipman who brought a very sinister tone to the role. I also liked how she was limited to being a slightly fuzzy picture on a screen.

Overall a fairly low to middling episode of Doctor Who again made slightly better by strong acting performances.
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10/10
Simply amazing
Gemsie28 May 2006
I've been a little disappointed with the last couple of weeks of Doctor Who, the Cybermen story just didn't seem to cut it for me, especially after The Girl in the Fireplace, but The Idiot's Lantern just completely redeemed the series for me. I thought the way that this episode was put together was absolutely amazing, I'm a bit of an obsessive when it comes to 50s culture and music and stuff, and this managed to pull it off brilliantly. Maureen Lipman was fantastically cast as The Wire, she actually seemed to be like a genuine 1950s style television announcer. Mark Gatiss of "League of Gentleman" fame did an absolutely fantastic job of writing this episode, it was brilliantly done, enough to terrify millions of small kids into not watching TV for fear of having their faces sucked off!!! I thought David Tennant was amazing in this episode, as ever. He just seems to get better for me the further this series progresses, and The Idiots Lantern was no exception. His emotional range in this episode was superb, especially in the scene where he starts shouting and bawling at Eddie. Billie Piper was also great last night, I'm not particularly a big fan of hers but she excelled herself last night. Brilliant episode, lets just hope the rest of the series is at the same standard!!!
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5/10
Worst episode of the series
pjgs2007 January 2017
I somewhat enjoyed Gatiss' "The Unquiet Dead" from last series. The production values were good, the acting was good, and the writing wasn't bad either. In "The Idiot's Lantern," that is not the case. While Tennant and Piper were good, the Wire was a horrible villain and her constant repetition of "Hungry! Hungryy!" makes the viewer uncomfortable. Coupled with the disorienting camera angles, The Idiot's Lantern becomes something that's just hard to sit through. I really don't have much to say about this episode other than it was something I'd rather not watch again and an episode that I would never show to a non-Who fan. Mark Gatiss has penned some nice scripts: The Unquiet Dead, Robot of Sherwood, and Cold War were all pretty good, but The Idiot's Lantern was just hard to watch. I'm not sure if that's more on the director or the writer, but I do not recommend this episode at all. 5/10
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10/10
Wonderfully Weird
BrownieLover25 July 2006
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This is one of the most demented episodes ever in my opinion.

It all starts in Magpie's electronics shop, and there's lightening outside, but this is red. It then hits his T.V aerial, and the T.V starts talking to him. He finds it weird but then the same coloured electric clasps to his face and starts sucking it.

The Doctor and Rose travelling the the 1950s to see Elvis in a T.V station, but end up in London during the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. They both look around to see lots of T.V aerials on the houses.

They start to investigate, and they see a man being dragged away under a black cloth into a black car, so they follow them, but they get away.

The episode also sees the going ons in the house of an ex army man, his wife, her mum and their son. They get a new T.V, but a few days later they have locked the Gran in her bedroom.

I won't say the rest, for your enjoyment, but if you enjoy complete weirdness and strange happenings, this is down your street.
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3/10
Where do I even begin...
W011y4m530 March 2020
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God, "The Idiot's Lantern" is just utterly irredeemable, isn't it? Truly, what's more idiotic: the lantern or the writing?

The events of this story take place right after Mickey leaves Rose forever in a parallel universe & yet immediately - from the very beginning, she inexplicably acts as if he (a major character who played a pivotal role - as her boyfriend - throughout S1 & 2) never even existed, barely earning an acknowledgement, let alone a mere mention in a single line of dialogue. Bordering on unintentionally cold or even heartless, it feels as though there's an entire episode missing between "The Age of Steel" & this where she should've gradually come to terms with his unexpectedly abrupt departure.

Her & the Doctor's continued gleeful time travelling / historical detective work just seems so totally out of place & uncharacteristic, considering the timing & the circumstances in correlation to its place within the larger series as a whole.

Not to mention, the script is ridden with AWFUL dialogue, has barely any plot & relies heavily on dumbing down the Doctor for the narrative to make any coherent, logical sense, considering it takes the vast majority of the run-time for the Doctor to notice the glaringly obvious similarities between cases - only to have the villain conveniently spell out their master plan before an inevitable lacklustre defeat - resolved simply & pitifully by the easy changing of a plug... Yes, really.

What's more - Mark Gatiss attempts (& fails spectacularly) to tackle the issue of domestic abuse, concluding with the Doctor & Rose urging a young boy - the victim of his father's abuse - to maintain contact with his aforementioned toxic father purely because "he's your dad". I mean... Yikes.

What a mess.
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8/10
Bizarre but good nonetheless. Warning: Spoilers
This episode was a little on the odd side (which as far as Dr Who is concerned, that's a very good thing). It doesn't seem to be that popular but I liked it. The plot was certainly, in my experience at least, very original and it was all resolved in a satisfactory manner, not much more to say besides: pretty good!
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5/10
An Average Episode in Siries 2's Catalogue...
rohanumpleby-340573 April 2023
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First of all, I had no Idea the actor to play the Young kid in the family for this episode was Rory Jennings. His performance was solid throughout this episode, he's a presenter and Supports the Blue side of London Chelsea, Whilst I support the White side of London Tottenham. But I had no idea that he was an actor, however this isn't really relevant to the review, it's still pretty interesting.

The TV 📺 is umm Hungry!, the weirdness and the over the top acting by her in this episode let it down slightly. It had an interesting premise with the Faceless people, but there's really nothing to it. Also the fact she keeps saying hungry is annoying and repetitive.

Doctor and Rose lovey dubby romance was even worse hear then in any other Siries 2 episode.

When Rose turns into a faceless person, that's horrifying to see, and creates tension. The Mother getting a redemption arc at the end is great to see. We see her all nervous and scared to more serious and angry by the end of the Episode. The Red beam of light is a great effect to use for this episode. Taking place for the Queens Coronation was a good idea, olden times was a nice change of pace from the newer more modern stuff that Doctor who had offered prior. The Music as always slaps. The colourful costume designs and props are also great too with so much effort being put into it which is great. That's all the Positives for this episode though.

Think the Acting was solid, not the Best in the siries by any stretch, but pretty solid throughout.

Rating: 5,5/10 Average at Best.
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5/10
Worst episode of the season
dkiliane17 February 2019
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Somewhat ironic - - an episode about bad tv (literally, an evil alien in the tv) turns out to be a bad episode of television. I know Doctor Who tends to stretch the limits of credulity at times, but the idea of an alien in the tv signal that sucks people's faces off to gorge on the electrical impulses in the brain, is just far too ridiculous. Maybe in a cartoon or something but..just...no.

I mostly just felt bad for the tv salesman who was doing the alien's bidding just to finally get some peace. Seemed the kind of character the Doctor would have shown more compassion toward but both him and Rose seemed slightly out of character this episode, though David Tennant still manages to play his role with quirky charm. In fact, most of the characters were a bit irritating in this episode (not even gonna go into the kid and is family) and Rose was just so annoying throughout the episode I was honestly glad when her face was taken.

Special effects weren't too bad but weren't great either. But it was the lame villain, lame characters, and lame story that sealed this episode's fate. 5/10
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2/10
Are you sitting comfortably? Watch this and you won't be!
zacpetch9 February 2015
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Bit of a mess, this one. It sees the 10th Doctor and Rose Tyler land the TARDIS in 1953 in time for the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II (who cameos via archive footage) and everyone buys a TV to watch the occasion. It turns out that an entity known as The Wire (disguised as the BBC continuity announcer) is working with TV salesman Mr Magpie to steal people's minds that it might get enough electrical activity so that it can return to a physical form. If it sounds a little bit too daft to be taken seriously then that's because it is.

There's also an uninteresting subplot about the Connelly family with a father who is stuck in his ways and an annoying son that does nothing throughout but be annoying. I've said about child actors being irritating and rubbish and sadly this is another child that only serves to enforce this stereotype. And then at the end he gets given some advice from Rose regarding how to respond to parents... Of all the characters out there why would any sane person go to Rose for this kind of advice?! I don't get that, I just cannot comprehend of why someone would trust Rose, of all people, on these issues. It only highlights further just how irritating Rose is.

This episode has a very loud but not menacing (read: Boring) villain, poor effects for the faceless people, poor writing... If it were a movie then it would clean up at the Razzies, with two exceptions: The lead actor and director, David Tennant and Euros Lyn respectively. These two save the production from being an utter garbage heap of rotten manure. Mark Gatiss is consistently a bad writer for this show. He should stop writing Doctor Who and just focus on Sherlock. Please Mr Gatiss, if you're reading this, do what I've suggested! 2/10
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