- Jake Long: Days like today make me wish I was a normal human. Like dad.
- Jake' s Father: [enters the kitchen singing] Hey, who's the cow with a halo on her head and an uder made of gold. Holy cow she's a wholesome heifer. Moo!
- Jake Long: And I use the term "normal" very loosely.
- Huntsmaster: I will ask you one last time old man. Where is the American Dragon?
- Jake Long: Right under your nose dude! I'm like a booger that way! HA! Wait, that didn't come out right.