Futurama (TV Series)

A Pharaoh to Remember (2002)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Fry : You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go.

  Leela : That's the only thing about being a slave.

• High Priest : The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn at best. It indicates that we are here, and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some... tents.

  Bender : [hiding in the reeds]  Those are waves, jackass! It's supposed to be a river!

  Fry : Hey, I think I know who the next Pharaoh is.

  Leela : Oh, lord!

• Leela : We're trying our best!

  Bender : [yelling]  Your best is an idiot!

• Bender : [whilst being whipped]  You call that motivating me? Don't just whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips. Like this.

  [He takes the whip and whips himself. The rest of the slaves arrive with the block] 

  Leela : Bender, quit giving the slave drivers pointers!

  Fry : Yeah, remember who your real friends are.

  Bender : I'll tell you who I remember.

  [points out tombs] 

  Bender : Enupsis! Pleotut! Whatsisname! He was the greatest of all.

• Leela : Did you really think you'd need all this junk in the afterlife?

  Bender : Afterlife? Pfft. If I'd thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now.

  Leela : Well rot in peace.

• Fry : You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work hard without paying you or letting you go.

  Leela : Fry, that's the only thing about being a slave.