Futurama (TV Series)
Insane in the Mainframe (2001)
Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Thompson's Teeth Announcer, Unit 2013
Quotes
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Fry : [Fry thinks he's a robot] Fear not: I shall assist ye.
Hermes Conrad : Robots don't say "ye"!
Fry : Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. What is the meaning of this symbol?
Hermes Conrad : That's a plus sign, ya pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
Fry : I'll show ye!
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Hermes Conrad : I will now read the mandatory speech. "Dear employee: Has it really been five, ten, or fifteen years? If not, please disregard this and get back to work. Distribute token of apreciation and applaud."
Dr. Zoidberg : Look, coupons! I can get two oil changes for the price of one. Now if I could only afford the one. And the car. Ah, the years! So many memories, so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies.
Hermes Conrad : Yes, yes. Now here's your pension statement. It's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dumb stinkbug!
Dr. Zoidberg : You kept track of it all these years!
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Hermes Conrad : Fry, don't be a hero. It's not covered by the health plan.
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Fry : [about an Abraham Lincoln robot at the asylum] Let me guess. He thinks he's Abraham Lincoln.
Unit 2013 : Well, he's supposed to, but he has multiple personalities. All of them Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln Robot : I was born in 200 log cabins.
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Hermes Conrad : Poor Fry. He's got the munchies for freedom.
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Hermes Conrad : I will now read the mandatory speech.
[reading from a book called "Minimum Obligations Manual"]
Hermes Conrad : Dear employee. Has it really been five, 10 or 15 years? If not, please disregard this and get back to work. Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.
Dr. Zoidberg : [He gives Zoidberg an envelope and claps. Zoidberg opens it] Look! Coupons! I can get two oil changes for the price of one! Now if I could only afford the one. And the car.
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Hermes Conrad : Now here's your pension statement.
[He hands Zoidberg a piece of paper]
Hermes Conrad : It's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dumb stinkbug!
Dr. Zoidberg : [Zoidberg wipes away a tear and hugs Hermes] You kept track of it all these years!