Futurama (TV Series)
Roswell That Ends Well (2001)
Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela
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Quotes
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Above all else it is our sacred duty to preserve the past just as it is.
[Fry walks in]
Fry : Well, I've killed my grandfather.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Whaaaaaaaa?
Leela : Wait, if you killed your grandfather, why do you still exist?
Fry : I don't know. Maybe God loves me.
[Bender laughs maniacally]
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Mildred : What'll you folks have today?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'll have some Soylent Green, with a slice of Soylent Orange and some Soylent coleslaw.
Mildred : Huh?
Leela : [whispering] It's the 20th century, Professor.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, right. I'll have a croque monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead.
Leela : I'll just have a small injection of Fem-a-slim.
Mildred : Uh, two chili dogs comin' right up.
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Leela : Well, settle in. Without a microwave, we're stuck in this time period.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, Lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his death.
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Leela : Why is traffic so light around Earth?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : And what is this layer of ozone? That's never been there before.
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Leela : Fry's from around this time. I'll talk like him.
[to salesman]
Leela : Yo, homes! We're looking for a microwave oven.
Sears-Roebuck Salesman : Microwave? Never heard of that brand, sweetheart. What you want is the Deluxe Gas Princess. This beauty has four broilers; a casserole indicator; a fold-out ironing board; and, down here, a foot-soaking tub; since, as a woman, you'll be standing in front of it all day.
[Leela slams oven door on salesman's knee]
Leela : Oh, I'm sorry. Now I'll aks you again. Where is the mi-cro-wave?
Sears-Roebuck Salesman : Sir, your wife is histerical, so I'll address this to you. This oven is lighting fast. It only takes five hours to cook a pot roast.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Ooh, that's good news. You know, you don't cook enough roasts, Leela.
[Leela turns on stove, setting the Professor's tie on fire]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [to salesman] Women!
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Dr. Zoidberg : There... Good as new.
Leela : Don't you need this one?
Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, no! That's my...
[He coughs, grasps his throat and falls]
Dr. Zoidberg : [Rising up again] Gotcha!
[Leela glares at Zoidberg and throws Organ away]