Futurama (TV Series)
Roswell That Ends Well (2001)
David Herman: General, Sergeant, Scientist
Quotes
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Scientist : [an autopsy on Zoidberg is taking place] Heart.
Dr. Zoidberg : Take, I've got four of them!
Scientist : Stomach contents: One deviled egg.
Dr. Zoidberg : Deviled egg?
[eats it from the tray]
Scientist : [pause] The same deviled egg.
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Leela : Fry's from around this time. I'll talk like him.
[to salesman]
Leela : Yo, homes! We're looking for a microwave oven.
Sears-Roebuck Salesman : Microwave? Never heard of that brand, sweetheart. What you want is the Deluxe Gas Princess. This beauty has four broilers; a casserole indicator; a fold-out ironing board; and, down here, a foot-soaking tub; since, as a woman, you'll be standing in front of it all day.
[Leela slams oven door on salesman's knee]
Leela : Oh, I'm sorry. Now I'll aks you again. Where is the mi-cro-wave?
Sears-Roebuck Salesman : Sir, your wife is histerical, so I'll address this to you. This oven is lighting fast. It only takes five hours to cook a pot roast.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Ooh, that's good news. You know, you don't cook enough roasts, Leela.
[Leela turns on stove, setting the Professor's tie on fire]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [to salesman] Women!
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Sergeant : Private, I want this toilet bowl so clean, I can eat off it, because I intend to!
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General : What's your purpose here?
Dr. Zoidberg : Alright, officer. I'll move it along.
General's Assistant : What the general means is why'd you come to Earth?
Dr. Zoidberg : Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question.