Futurama (TV Series)
The 30% Iron Chef (2002)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Elzar, Gus's Friend
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Quotes
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Good lord! According to the spetrolyzer, Spragel's secret ingredient was... water! Ordinary water!
Philip J. Fry : Ah, so the real gift Spragel gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Yes, ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD.
Bender : The important thing is, by my standards, I won fair and square. Now, who wants brunch, cooked with plenty of "confidence"?
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Bender : If it's chicken, chicken a la king. If it's fish, fish a la king. If it's turkey, fish a la king.
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Bender : The pie is ready. You guys like swarms of things, right?
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Helmut Spargle : Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking. Cilantro. Mango salsa. Raspberry vinaigrette.
Bender : That Twizzler!
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Elzar : [Bender asks for cooking lessons] Absolutely not.
Bender : But I watch your show! You owe me!
Elzar : I owe you nothing! For starters your antenna's in my crotch. Also I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender : [stands up] What was the first one again?
Elzar : I hate you.
Bender : I thought that was number two!
Elzar : I knocked it up a notch! Bam!
[points to the door]
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Bender : Fleeing somewhere?
Philip J. Fry : With you blocking the only escape route? Don't be silly.
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Bender : My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting 'cause it involves robots
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Elzar : [on hearing Spragel has died] What'd he do, bland himself to death?
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Helmut Spargle : [after tasting Bender's first meal] It is... acceptable.
Bender : Yahoo! Another thing I'm great at. Wait, why'd you stopped eating, master?
Helmut Spargle : Because, my stomach is about to explode.
