Futurama (TV Series)

The 30% Iron Chef (2002)

David Herman: Helmut Spargle, Chairman Koji, Shrimp, Commemorative Turkey Baster Salesman

Quotes 

• Helmut Spargle : Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking. Cilantro. Mango salsa. Raspberry vinaigrette.

  Bender : That Twizzler!

• Dr. Zoidberg : [about to kill himself in penance for framing Fry for destroying Farnsworth's bottle-in-a-ship]  Here I go already!

  [attempts to pierce the sword through his body, but it just bends as his shell is too hard] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Huh?

  Chairman Koji : [yells]  That sword cost five-thousand dollars!

  Dr. Zoidberg : [dropping the sword and points offscreen]  Fry did it!

  [He yelps as he flees the scene] 

• Helmut Spargle : [after tasting Bender's first meal]  It is... acceptable.

  Bender : Yahoo! Another thing I'm great at. Wait, why'd you stopped eating, master?

  Helmut Spargle : Because, my stomach is about to explode.