Futurama (TV Series)

The Day the Earth Stood Stupid (2001)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad

Quotes 

• [everyone on Earth except Fry is moronically stupid] 

  Fry : What are we going to do?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.

  Amy Wong : No, let's buy internet stock.

  Dr. Zoidberg : On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.

  Hermes Conrad : [holding a board in front of his face]  Look at me. I'm invisible.

  Fry : Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots.

  Bender : Hey, let's all join the Reform party.

  Everyone : Yeah.

• Hermes Conrad : This is mighty strange. First the civilization of Space Rome collapsed, then Don Martin 3 went kerflooie, and now Tweenis 12.

  Fry : Looks like this planet is next in line.

  Leela : That's Earth.

  [Fry just stares at her] 

  Leela : The planet we live on?

  Fry : I'd hate to be those guys.