- Patty: Hey, saturated fats. I came to ask you a favor.
- Homer Simpson: Let me get my beltsander. Maybe I can grind the ugly off your face.
- Patty: Very funny.
- Homer Simpson: I wasn't joking!
- [Homer pulls out a beltsander, turns it on, and advances on Patty]
- Patty: Marge, are you sure you're okay with this?
- Marge Simpson: Of course. Everyone should do whatever they want. Take a bear to church... read a book with your feet. Change your name to Gooble-Glop!
- Patty: Oh, I get it. You act all liberal, but you can't handle it when your sister finds love in her own locker room.
- Homer Simpson: [Homer holds up map for a long time so that viewers can read the locations; addresses viewers directly] Have you read them all? Okay, good.
- Rev. Lovejoy: I cannot marry two people of the same sex anymore than I can put a hamburger on a hot dog bun. Now, go back to working behind the scenes in every facet of entertainment!