Futurama (TV Series)

Less Than Hero (2003)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela, Cloberella

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Quotes 

• Turanga Leela : Let's see, which powers do we have. Super strength?

  [Leela breaks a table, Fry kicks a hole in the wall] 

  Fry : Yep.

  Turanga Leela : Lickety speed?

  [they run to the other end of the room in less than a second] 

  Fry : Check.

  Turanga Leela : Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?

  Fry : Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Screw you!

  Turanga Leela : Ain't got that.

  Fry : Nope.

• [the mayor has summoned the New Justice Team, and Fry, Leela and Bender have to leave to get into costume] 

  Turanga Leela : Oh, I completely forgot, I left my apartment on fire!

  [leaves] 

  Bender : And have to take my LSATs!

  [leaves] 

  Fry : And I can't take life anymore!

  [jumps out window] 

• Fry : Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself!

  Turanga Leela : Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine.

  Fry : El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.

  Bender : El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?

• Turanga Leela : Listen up, New New York! There's a new group of superheroes in town, and we're...

  Hattie : Quiet! It's 4:00 AM and I just fell asleep for the first time in thrity years!

  Turanga Leela : Sorry!

  [whispers] 

  Turanga Leela : A new era of justice has begun.

  Hattie : What?

• Turanga Leela : I'm getting a one-day pass for my parents from city hall.

  Hermes Conrad : While you're there, can you get me a license to kill?

  Turanga Leela : Sure. Fire arms of bare hands?

  Hermes Conrad : Which one does piano wire fall under?

• Turanga Leela : Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.

  Fry : From everybody?

  Turanga Leela : Especially from everybody!

  Fry : Give several reasons why.

  Turanga Leela : For one, super heroes cause a lot of colateral dammage and we don't want to get our but sued.

  Fry : Or do we? No, I guess not.

• Mugger : Excuse me. Hi! Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back because my Aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets.

  Turanga Leela : I don't believe that story for a second.

  Mugger : It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you.

  Fry : There's no bus to Jersey City.

• Turanga Leela : I can't believe the Zookeeper is late for his own heist. That's just rude.