- Turanga Leela: Let's see, which powers do we have. Super strength?
- [Leela breaks a table, Fry kicks a hole in the wall]
- Fry: Yep.
- Turanga Leela: Lickety speed?
- [they run to the other end of the room in less than a second]
- Fry: Check.
- Turanga Leela: Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?
- Fry: Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!
- Dr. Zoidberg: Screw you!
- Turanga Leela: Ain't got that.
- Fry: Nope.
- [the mayor has summoned the New Justice Team, and Fry, Leela and Bender have to leave to get into costume]
- Turanga Leela: Oh, I completely forgot, I left my apartment on fire!
- [leaves]
- Bender: And have to take my LSATs!
- [leaves]
- Fry: And I can't take life anymore!
- [jumps out window]
- Fry: Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself!
- Turanga Leela: Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine.
- Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.
- Bender: El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?
- Fry: Wow! A superpowers drug you can rub on your skin? You think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
- Turanga Leela: Listen up, New New York! There's a new group of superheroes in town, and we're...
- Hattie: Quiet! It's 4:00 AM and I just fell asleep for the first time in thrity years!
- Turanga Leela: Sorry!
- [whispers]
- Turanga Leela: A new era of justice has begun.
- Hattie: What?
- Dr. Zoidberg: [Fry and Leela's muscles hurt after building the supercollider] I've got just the thing: genuine miracle cream I bought from a travelling salesman. "Come one, come all", he said, "Step right up". "This deal sounds too good to be true", I thought. He said I looked like a smart, young man. "So, is it a deal?", I enquired. Two hours later he was gone, with sixty of my dollars. But I have the miracle cream!
- Turanga Leela: I'm getting a one-day pass for my parents from city hall.
- Hermes Conrad: While you're there, can you get me a license to kill?
- Turanga Leela: Sure. Fire arms of bare hands?
- Hermes Conrad: Which one does piano wire fall under?
- Turanga Munda: I'm scared and confused. I think we've wandered into an off-Broadway play.
- Turanga Morris: No, there are way too many people.
- Turanga Leela: Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.
- Fry: From everybody?
- Turanga Leela: Especially from everybody!
- Fry: Give several reasons why.
- Turanga Leela: For one, super heroes cause a lot of colateral dammage and we don't want to get our but sued.
- Fry: Or do we? No, I guess not.
- Turanga Morris: We should print up T-shirts. And F-shirts for our friends who have two arms on one side.
- Mugger: Excuse me. Hi! Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back because my Aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets.
- Turanga Leela: I don't believe that story for a second.
- Mugger: It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you.
- Fry: There's no bus to Jersey City.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good news anyone! The Swedish robot from pi-kea is here with the super collider I ordered.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.