Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1993)
Michael J. Nelson: Torgo
Quotes
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Dr. Forrester : Frank, where is our pizza? It's been two hours since you ordered.
TV's Frank : Well, I called Togo's Pizza. They were busy, so I ended up having to order from Torgo's Pizza.
Dr. Forrester : Come in.
Torgo : [Torgo enters, the music from 'Manos: The Hands of Fate' in the background] LaRgE SaUsAgE AnD MuShRoOm... ThIn CrUsT?
TV's Frank : That's us.
Torgo : ThE ToTaL Is $14.50, pLeaSe.
Dr. Forrester : Here!
Torgo : Do... YoU HaVe AnYtHiNg SmAlLeR? I OnLy CaRrY TwEnTy DoLlArS In ChAnGe.
Dr. Forrester : That's all I have.
TV's Frank : I have a twenty.
Dr. Forrester : Well, why didn't you give him the twenty?
TV's Frank : I was... I was saving it, you know...
Dr. Forrester : Would you please give him the twenty?
Torgo : WeLl, ThAnK YoU. I'lL... GeT YoUr... ChAnGe.
Dr. Forrester : Oh, keep it!
Torgo : ThAnK YoU VeRy MuCh, SiR. LeT Me... JuSt GeT YoUr CoMpLiMeNtArY CrAzY BrEaD.
Dr. Forrester , TV's Frank : NO! No, no, no, that's okay! That's quite all right.
TV's Frank : Hey, what about our pop?
Torgo : I LeFt It In ThE... CaR. I'lL Be RiGhT BaCk.
Dr. Forrester , TV's Frank : Oh.
Dr. Forrester : Until next time, Joel. Push the Button, Frank.
TV's Frank : Say, you know, it's been two hours, but it's still pretty warm.
Torgo : [as Frank and Forrester spit up their pizza] ThEy AlWaYs Do ThAt.