Servo: I may be wonderful, but I think you're wrong.
Joel: "A most dangerous game"
Crow (as Jimmy Durante): "Inka dinka doo!"
A character parodies the "We'll always have Paris" line from "Casablanca."
Frank: "Come on, I said play!" Servo: (crying) "Oh, daddy!"
Joel: "And in a moment, the results of that trial."
Joel: "Kids worship the darndest things."
Crow: "Maybe it's Brigadoon."
Crow: He tampered in God's domain.
Crow: "One of these days, Alice!"
Crow: "Marylin Quayle in... 'Baby Doll.'"
Joel: "Who was lookin' at Maggie The Cat?"
Servo: "Meanwhile, Ellott Ness and his Untouchables head for a speakeasy in Berwyn."
Servo: They're meeting with Floyd the Barber.
Servo (singing): "Torgo, I just met a fella named Torgo."
Master: "There's been enough trouble." Servo: "Right here in River City."
Joel: "We return to Girl Talk with Virginia Graham."
At the beginning when the parents sing "row row row your boat" to their daughter, Servo shouts "Sing! Sing! Come on! damn it! Sing!' to urge Crow and Joel to sing along, just like Lieutenant Chard right before the final attack urging his soldiers to sing to compete against the Zulu warriors song.
Tom (voicing for 'Hired!'s Mr. Milton, who looks like Abner Kravitz): "Hm, how can I keep this from Gladys?"
Crow (Singing): "Charred Fingahh!"
Joel: "Cousin Itt!"
Tom: "Our Man from U.N.C.L.E. will return after this."
Crow (as Gomer): "Surprise, Surprise, Surprise."
Servo: Torgo, you're the laziest man on Mars.
Tom: "Die, Die My Darling."
Joel: "We survived Monster A-Go-Go, we can survive this."
Joel: "POW! BOFF! SMACK!"
"Go Speed Racer"
Servo (Singing): "Never steal anything wet..."
Servo: "...on the next Donahue."
Joel: "They all wanted to be Dean Martin's Golddiggers, you know."
Joel: "Carol Brady?"
Crow: "Tonight on 'Night Gallery.'"
"reenactment of the battle of Pearl Harbor"
Joel: "It's Robin Stone, the Love Machine."
Servo: "Row, row, row your boat. Sing, dammit, sing!"
Servo: "Well you look like Maude."
Tom sings a song from the show.
Crow: "She's my sister! She's my daughter! She's my sister!"
Joel: "It's the Makeout County Line."
Salesman: "One"..."Two"... Servo: "Five..."
Crow: "Give 'em Hell, Harry."
Crow: (as Basil) Yes, dear. I'm doing it, dear.
Tom (speaking with the same inflection as The Love Boat announcer): "The Love Vigilanties."
Tom: "Oh, I hope she doesn't make like Jenny Fields."
Crow: (as Artie Fufkin) "You see this butt? Kick this butt."
Tom: "What is this, Final Jeopardy?"
Servo: Hey, Hired 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Tom: "You look like 'Maude' with a hell beast." Crow: "Oh, you mean Estelle Getty?"
Joel: "Hey, let's just pretend we're watching Trip to Bountiful, huh?
Tom quotes Elliot's line: "I have my answer, I'm walking on air."
"Game over, man! Game over!"
Crow: "The Lost Episodes."
Joel: "This is the alternate ending to Beaches."
Frank: Do you want it in your Little Mermaid bowl?
Tom: "Oh, this is gonna be just like in The Grifters."
Crow: "It's Dr. Giggles."
Game features a pizza delivery guy named Torgo, as does a skit in this episode.
Mentioned & discussed.
The second half of 'Hired!' is the featured short in this 'MST3K' episode.
''Manos' the Hands of Fate' is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.
clip is shown
Footage used as Smeghead talks about Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Tom: "Look, pigs, lies and videotape"