Invader ZIM (TV Series)

The Nightmare Begins (2001)

Richard Steven Horvitz: Zim, Irken

Quotes 

• Dib : What about his horrible green head?

  Zim : INSOLENT SCHOOLBOY! It's a skin condition.

  Dib : [to Class]  And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?

  Zim : Yes.

• Almighty Tallest Purple : Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something?

  Zim : Oh, I quit when I found out about this.

  Almighty Tallest Purple : You quit being banished?

• Gir : G.I.R. reporting for duty!

  Zim : What's the "G" stand for?

  Gir : ...I -don't- knoooow...

• [about ZIM's attack on his home planet] 

  Zim : I put the fires out.

  Almighty Tallest Red : You made them worse!

  Zim : Worse... or better?

• [Picking disguises] 

  Zim : For you, I'm thinking a dog.

  Gir : Can I be a mongoose dog?

• Zim : Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

• [G.I.R is introduced to ZIM] 

  Zim : Is it supposed to be stupid?

  Almighty Tallest Purple : It's not stupid, it's advaaaaaaanced!

• Zim : Okay, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.

  Gir : I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.

  [singing] 

  Gir : Doom doom doom...

• Gir : I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom

  [Screen goes black and then displays a message: Six Months Later] 

  Gir : Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom

  [continues singing] 

  Zim : Gir, would you please stop singing?

• Almighty Tallest Red : You will be sent to a planet so mysterious, no one has even heard of it!

  Almighty Tallest Purple : Right! And those who have heard of it dare not speak its name!

  Zim : What's its name?

  Almighty Tallest Purple : Oh, I dare not speak it!

• Almighty Tallest Red : Zim... You're alive?

  Zim : So very alive. And filled with goo! Mission goo!

• Zim : Gir, do you want to wake up the entire planet?

  Gir : [shouts]  I do!

• Zim : But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

• Zim : BUT... Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant RADIOACTIVE ROBO-PANTS! The pants command me!... DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!