- [Duck watchers are observing ducks in a hide. Suddenly, a gigantic duck comes in and accosts them]
- Various Roles: Oi! What's going on here? *What* is going on 'ere? Come on, out! I've told you before, haven't I? How many times have I told you before, eh? How many times have I told you before? This is private sanctuary for ducks. Are you a duck?
- Various Roles: No.
- Various Roles: *Are you a duck*?
- Various Roles: No!
- Various Roles: Well, fuck off, then!