My Wife and Kids (TV Series)

No Rules (2001)

George Gore II: Michael Kyle Jr.

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• Michael Kyle Jr. : He came in and tore up my whole room. He's gone too far!

  Kady Kyle : Yeah!

  Claire Kyle : Well he cut me off the phone and wouldn't give me an advance on my allowance. He is out of control.

  Kady Kyle : Yeah!

  Michael Kyle Jr. : And look at what he did to Kady, she looks like Mick Jagger!

  Kady Kyle : Yeah!

  Michael Kyle Jr. , Claire Kyle : Will you shut up?

  Kady Kyle : Yeah.

• Michael Kyle Jr. : [about a chicken]  How would I go about cooking this?

  Michael Kyle : Oh you see, advice is something I only give to my good children who follow my rules.

  Michael Kyle Jr. : Okay, I'll just thaw it and eat it raw, ever heard of sushi?

  Michael Kyle : Ever hear of salmonella?

  Michael Kyle Jr. : No but if she can cook, send her on over.

  Michael Kyle : [to Claire]  That's your leader.

• Michael Kyle Jr. : Yo Mike, I'm thinking of taking up smoking after dinner, what do you think?

  Michael Kyle : Don't matter to me, you could eat with your ding ding out.