- Michael Kyle Jr.: He came in and tore up my whole room. He's gone too far!
- Kady Kyle: Yeah!
- Claire Kyle: Well he cut me off the phone and wouldn't give me an advance on my allowance. He is out of control.
- Kady Kyle: Yeah!
- Michael Kyle Jr.: And look at what he did to Kady, she looks like Mick Jagger!
- Kady Kyle: Yeah!
- Michael Kyle Jr., Claire Kyle: Will you shut up?
- Kady Kyle: Yeah.
- Michael Kyle Jr.: [about a chicken] How would I go about cooking this?
- Michael Kyle: Oh you see, advice is something I only give to my good children who follow my rules.
- Michael Kyle Jr.: Okay, I'll just thaw it and eat it raw, ever heard of sushi?
- Michael Kyle: Ever hear of salmonella?
- Michael Kyle Jr.: No but if she can cook, send her on over.
- Michael Kyle: [to Claire] That's your leader.
- Michael Kyle: How are the rebels doing?
- Kady Kyle: Claire's about to crack.
- Michael Kyle: [gives her a sucker] Good work, number 29.
- Michael Kyle Jr.: Yo Mike, I'm thinking of taking up smoking after dinner, what do you think?
- Michael Kyle: Don't matter to me, you could eat with your ding ding out.
- Claire Kyle: [Michael cuts off the phone call] That was so rude!
- Michael Kyle: So is this!
- [waves her off]
- Michael Kyle: I'm not a fart, you don't just
- [wave]