This B movie is silly but worth watching for the pretty girls taking their clothes off. For Nicole Sheridan fans there is plenty of skin time. She is definitely toned and looking good. She and Evan Stone have a go which is entertaining. Evan attempts to do comedy but it comes off really silly. Beverly Lynn is hot as always. To watch this sober would be difficult. I think one vodka martini prior to starting is definitely called for to ignore the lack of plot. Probably 2 more are needed during the flick. So call it a 3 martini movie. Its hard to believe Evan gets paid to do this, but who can blame him. Having a beautiful naked Nicole all over you seems like fun to me. It was a late night HBO thing which I recorded, you could certainly use the fast forward button on this one.
5 Reviews
Rushed, paper thin plot
hollywoodshack11 February 2019
The plot in this spoof of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is rushed together for about 15 minutes when you take the sex scenes out. Even the sex scenes end too early after using one position too long. Randy Spears made a major blunder, if only the director could have spent a half hour to film it over. So many of these "Bikini" parodies have been filmed, it gets to be a bad habit to count a mistake as another cute joke.
A noble morality play.....
porsche1974-12 March 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Bikini Round Up briefly touches on a universal question. How do we honor the dead? Bikini Round Up deals with this Au tandem. After a woman inherits a piece of property from a man for whom she provided his last tryst, Nicole Sheridan resolves to make something of it. Easy enough to just liquidate the property, but instead she does the honorable thing and decides to get personally involved. After reaching the property with her faithful female companion (Beverly Lynne) she discovers that there may be a lost treasure from a deceased Outlaw named Calamity Kate. A greedy land baron and his loyal henchmen seem destined to grab the land until the spirit of the outlaw appears. The sets are carefully designed to be realistic and small details reveal the hard work put into this production. The horsemanship and gun play by Belinda Gavin is especially good. Plus, Gavin's cowboy costume is astonishing. Robert Constant deserves special praise for the hard work he put in on the wardrobe. Stone's duster especially is noted for it's historical accuracy. Watching the evolution of the henchmen from goons to sympathetic lovers is especially gratifying. The scene where Evan Stone's gun is shown to be empty is cinematic genius. The mystery of Boisvert's tattoo, in a moment of strong homo eroticism,is never really resolved. Fortunately, only one of the male leads gets naked during an improvised surgery. The land baron nemesis is truly a vile character who never really understands what he is up against and unfortunately perpetuates many negative male stereotypes. The ending will shock you at first, but after some thought you will realize that it was inevitable. A great spaghetti western soundtrack,mesmerizing images, sensitive performances. Find time for viewing this great film.
Especially the all female three way! YOWZA!
Especially the all female three way! YOWZA!
round up the babes
movieman_kev9 March 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Made the same year as Bikini Chain Gang, and featuring most of the same cast, and locations this soft-core film by the prolific Fred Olen Ray, has Annie (Nicole Sheridon) inheriting an old casino and 'haunted' diamond mine after the guy she was banging dies post-coitus. Once there her and her friend deal with a seedy local sheriff and her two henchmen.
I liked this a bit better than The aforementioned film. I found the scenes to be hotter, the jokes to be funnier (though just as corny), and overall just a better watch. It's a silly soft- core romp with no pretenses. However, once again I didn't care for the scene with 'Jassie'
The Goods: 6 simulated sex scenes (M/F, F/F, f/f/f)
My grade: C+
I liked this a bit better than The aforementioned film. I found the scenes to be hotter, the jokes to be funnier (though just as corny), and overall just a better watch. It's a silly soft- core romp with no pretenses. However, once again I didn't care for the scene with 'Jassie'
The Goods: 6 simulated sex scenes (M/F, F/F, f/f/f)
My grade: C+
Tremendous rear views of beautiful girls with luscious rears
artycohn2 October 2014
If you savor rear views of beautiful girls with luscious rears, the last ten minutes of this movie are for you. The movie does have a plot and the stars try to act but not very well. Most Adult Movies seem to be fixated on breasts, and seem to avoid girls' rears being fondled. This movie does not shy away from rear views. At 105 minutes you can see Nicole Sheridan's naked soft buns being fondled and goosed. You can see super sexy Belinda Gavin wearing only chaps bouncing on her saddle. Production values are pretty good. Evan Stone and Nicole Sheridan try to be comedic. Belinda Gavin has enormous movie presence. She should become a big star.
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