American Dad! (TV Series)
It's Good to Be the Queen (2006)
Jon Cryer: Quacky
Quotes
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Quacky : Apparently, Betty Sue was so devastated by losing homecoming queen she walked into a Dunkin' Donuts and never came out. And speaking of coming out, ta-da!
Stan Smith : So that's why you're so pale. This is the first time you've come out of your house. Welcome! This is a necktie and that's a table.
Quacky : No. I'm gay.
Stan Smith : What? My gaydar is totally off.
[looks down at his watch which says "Straight, Curious, and Gay" and the arrow points at "Straight"]
Stan Smith : Damn! SkyMall screwed me again!
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Quacky : [to Stan] You are, without a doubt, the cruelest most disgusting excuse for a human being I have ever met!
Stan Smith : Look, Quacky, you and me? Not gonna happen, okay? I'm like candy to these people.