- Guard: State your business.
- Aang: [Pretending to be an old man] My business is my business, young man, and none of yours. I've got half a mind to bend you over my knee and paddle your backside!
- Guard: Settle down, old timer. Just tell me who you are.
- Aang: [Cheerily] Name's Bonzoo... Pipinpeddlopsokopolis... the Third! And these are my grandkids.
- [Points to Katara and Sokka]
- King: Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.
- Guard: My liege, do you mean the good chamber or the bad chamber?
- King: The newly refurbished chamber.
- Guard: Wait, which one are we talking about?
- King: The one that used to be the bad chamber until the recent refurbishing, that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad.
- King: There's an Airbender in our presense. And not just any Airbender. The Avatar! Now what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Pippenpeddlopsokopolis?
- Guard: Your majesty, these juveniles were arrested for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses and malicious destruction of cabbages.
- Villager: [Yelling angrily] Off with their heads! One for each head of cabbage!
- King: Aang, you have a difficult task ahead. The world has changed in the hundred years you've been gone. It's the duty of the Avatar to restore balance to the world by defeating Fire Lord Ozai. You have much to learn. You must master the four elements and confront the Fire Lord, and when you do, I hope you will think like a mad genius... And it looks like you're in good hands. You'll need your friends to help you defeat the Fire Nation. And you'll need Momo too.