101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)
Smoke Detectors/Lobster Tale (1997)
Kath Soucie: Anita Dearly, Rolly, Cadpig
Quotes
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[first lines]
Rolly : Flaming Baked Alaska!
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Cadpig : How can you harden your heart to this majestic mollusk... this courtly crustacean? How can you be so selfish to a shell fish?
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Cadpig : Someone will suffer for this!
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Cadpig : Saving a bottom feeder should at least give me a humanitarian award.
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Spot : What do you mean you liberated a lobster?
Cadpig : I had no choice. He was heading for that big butter bath in the sky!
Spot : But it's stealing! The lobster police will get us for sure.
Rolly : Spot's right. We gotta eat the evidence. Anybody got a squeeze of lemon?
Cadpig : Rolly, how could you?
Rolly : Nothing personal. It's a food chain thing.
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Cadpig : You said you were going to make him a contributing member of society!
Swamp Rat : He's contributing to my gumbo recipe. Close enough.
[the match Swamp Rat is holding catches his fingers on fire]
Swamp Rat : Yeow! I hope a little kid never holds a lit match like that! That could hurt!
Rolly : You'll never get away with this, Swamp Rat! A decent gumbo needs cayenne pepper!
Swamp Rat : There's plenty of cayenne in it, chubby boy! The secret is to start with a wallop of kosher salt.
Rolly : Salt? No, no, no. First, the cayenne pepper, then the...
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Cadpig : Is it possible that I was an unclear communicator? Demonstrated poor listening skills? Was too caught up in my mission to assess Lance's needs?
Lucky , Spot , Rolly : Uh-huh!
Rolly : And don't forget to add a count of Grand Theft Lobster!
Spot : Hey, you were just trying to help a fellow creature. We know your heart was in the right place.
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Anita Dearly : Cruella, what's wrong?
Cruella de Vil : My bedroom! That's what's wrong! Burned to a crisp!
Roger Dearly : So, now it matches the kitchen, den and garage?
Cruella de Vil : Very amusing, Randy, but that's the least of my problems.
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[last lines]
Cadpig : Perhaps returning this rubber band to Cap'n Buddy will express my everlasting remorse. Lance? Lance!
Alarm System : Please, step away from the lobster.