- Sandi: You know I am a 36-year-old single woman who's babysitting for free on a friday night. Where are the perks?
- Jeff Foxworthy: We got Twizzlers.
- Sandi: Okay.
- Jeff Foxworthy: You are very easily satisfied Sandi. I'm really surprised you don't date more.
- Russ Francis: [to Jeff] She wants you and she wants you bad because you don't smell to good right now.
- Jeff Foxworthy: Okay, tip your waiter. Try the nachos. If anyone's interested there's seventy-five cents in the urinal.
- Walt Bacon: Did I ever tell you I got stuck in a vent once? Big freon leak. Didn't effect me any.
- [pause]
- Walt Bacon: Did I ever tell you I got stuck in a vent once?