- [pointing a plunger at Nick like its a sword]
- Chip Thorn: I say there, most incredulous fellow, you're standing in my moat. You will most likely be devoured by a crocodile.
- Nick Russell: Saltwater or freshwater croc?
- Chip Thorn: Uh... freshwater, I think.
- Nick Russell: Oh, then it is my lucky day,
- [taking the plunger from Chip and points it at him]
- Nick Russell: for I know firsthand that it's the saltwater croc that is more dangerous to man. So I'll just swim on through.
- [gives Chip a wink]
- Nick Russell: Sorry, I'm just - I'm just having a bad day.
- Phineas: Excellent. Let's compare bad days. I'll go first. Well, woke up and was immediately attacked by a mouse. It won. Then, when I was washing my rather ample nose in the river, a fish bit it. So I swam after it, and I bit him back. But - and here's your important lesson of the day - did you know that a fish can swim away from a giant waterfall and a Troblin can't? To my surprise, I survived, but I got a crab in my pants.