- Madison Duarte: What are you doing here? 'Cause I know you're not here supporting the Cobras.
- Ashley Davies: Ah, you got me! I'm here for the wet t-shirt contest, but I have to say, I'm so dissapointed.
- Madison Duarte: [to Aiden] When you're through ogling the gay box, move the car into the lot.
- [to Ashley]
- Madison Duarte: Oh, and don't worry, we're not going to scratch it. We wouldn't want you to ask Mommie and Daddy to fix it. That would mean they'd have to care.
- Aiden Dennison: What'll it be? Wash and wax? Clean your leather, shine your rims?
- Ashley Davies: Is that code for something? Because I already told you, you're not my type anymore.
- Spencer Carlin: I'm glad you came back tonight. I couldn't handle another night without talking to you.
- Ashley Davies: Me too. I love...
- [pause]
- Ashley Davies: these brownies.
- [as if she was going to tell Spencer she loved her]