- Dan Rydell: I know we promised you soccer highlights, so let me just tell you that Columbus beat Miami one-nothing, Dallas beat San Jose one-nothing, Chicago beat Colorado one-nothing, and New England beat Kansas City 2-1 in an offensive slug fest. A modest proposal - make the nets bigger.
- Natalie: Men always think they can cover up their, you know, with this other thing. But women always know.
- Jeremy Goodwin: No they don't. And do you know why? Because women don't have special powers. Let's dispense with that theory right now. They don't have intuition, they don't have a sixth sense.
- Dan Rydell: You had a stroke.
- Isaac: Is that what that was?
- Dan Rydell: Yes.
- Isaac: I thought it was bad swordfish.
- Dan Rydell: We got this right?
- Casey McCall: Good evening from New York city I'm blah blah blah along side...
- Dan Rydell: ...blah blah blah. Those stories plus Tony Dinardio has a new job and he won't be wearing crimson. How 'bout that?
- Casey McCall: That's good.