- [Mr. DeMartino and Ms. Li are both disheveled from a long teachers' strike negotiations]
- Ms. Angela Li: Don't think you can intimiate... intermolate... don't think you can scare me with your threat to picket naked!
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: You think I'm bluffing? This is Goodwill polyester I've been sweating in all night. I WANT to picket naked!
- Ms. Angela Li: All right! A two percent raise and a space heater for the teacher's lounge.
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: [tugs on collar] Boy! It's getting hot in here!
- Ms. Angela Li: Students of Lawndale High.
- Jane Lane: Is that the voice in my head that tells me to kill and kill again?
- Daria Morgendorffer: No. Satan's voice is lower, and he has an English accent.
- Ken Edwards: The only books worth reading are those written in the deep, passionate waters of life.
- Stacy: So, like "Jaws"?
- Daria Morgendorffer: Okay. We know Mr. O'Neill assigned a play, and you're pretty sure the title didn't contain the word "alien." Do you remember anything else?
- Joey: Uh, I think the guy on the cover was wearing tights.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Hmm... Since there are no wrestling dramas on the syllabus, I'm guessing Shakespeare.
- Jeffy: Wait, I remember now. He's a stalker! He follows girls home from parties and peeks in their windows.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Romeo and Juliet.
- [Quinn reveals the actual connection between herself and Daria]
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Besides, why *shouldn't* I act sisterly towards her? After all... she's my sister.
- Sandi Griffin: [gasps] Did you hear that? Oh, my gosh! Quinn just admitted that weird girl is her sister!
- Stacy: Well, um, of *course* she is, Sandi! We knew that.
- Tiffany Blum-Deckler: We were just being polite about it.
- [the teachers are on strike]
- Teachers: [chanting] We need a lot more money! This really isn't funny! You don't pay us enough to buy honey!
- Mrs. Diane Bennett: I don't know... this chant...
- Ms. Janet Barch: It sucks!
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: Hey! I threw out the rhyme about the bunny!
- Sick, Sad World Announcer: It's quite a web-*sight* when civil war buffs get *in* the buff. Www.gettysbare next on Sick Sad World!
- [Mr. O'Neill has finished his song about the strike]
- Mr. Timothy O'Neill: [singing] You call this compensation? You keep your long vacation! You're forcing us to salary arbitration! Mama said strike you out! Yeah!