Avatar: The Last Airbender (TV Series)

The Swamp (2006)

Dante Basco: Prince Zuko

Quotes 

• Prince Zuko : [while panhandling]  This is humiliating! We're royalty. These people should be giving us whatever we want.

  Uncle Iroh : They will - if you ask nicely.

• [Zuko and Iroh are reduced to begging] 

  Broadswordsman : How about some entertainment in exchange for... a *gold* piece?

  Prince Zuko : We're not performers.

  Uncle Iroh : Not professional, anyway.

  Uncle Iroh : [sings]  It's a long, long way/ to Ba Sing Se/ But the girls in the city/ they look so pretty.

  Broadswordsman : Come on, we're talking a gold piece here. Let's see some action. Dance!

  [swings his swords at Iroh's legs] 

  Uncle Iroh : [singing]  They kiss so sweet/ that you've really got to meet/ the girls from Ba Sing Se.

  Broadswordsman : [laughing]  Nothing like a fat man dancing for his dinner. Here you go.

  Uncle Iroh : [smiling]  Such a kind man.