"Mike Hammer" When I Am Dead, My Darling... (TV Episode 1959) - Darren McGavin as Mike Hammer

Laura Laurents : Mr. Hammer, if you don't help me, I'll never reach the United States.

Mike Hammer : Oh? Why not?

Laura Laurents : He won't let me. He wants me to join him.

Mike Hammer : And who's he?

Laura Laurents : My husband.

Mike Hammer : Oh. What you need is a good lawyer. You see, any good divorce lawyer...

Laura Laurents : My husband is dead.
Mike Hammer : Is this man in the picture with you your husband?

Laura Laurents : Yes. It was taken two months before... Where are you going?

Mike Hammer : Well, if that man's on the Isle de France, I'll find him.

Laura Laurents : But he's dead! He's dead!

Mike Hammer : Well, if that's the case, you'll have to handle that yourself.

Laura Laurents : What are you saying?

Mike Hammer : The next time that old ghost shows up, try something simple. Just say, "I'm sorry." It might work.
Laura Laurents : Do you have to change?

Mike Hammer : Change? Oh, you mean costume. No, I'm afraid not; this is all I have with me. I'm going to have to go disguised as a private detective.
Laura Laurents : I'm afraid I've ruined your vacation.

Mike Hammer : Aw, what the heck. There'll always be a Paris.
Mike Hammer : Gloria! Gloria - well, baby, at long last I'm yours.

Gloria : Sorry, Mike, you missed the boat.

Mike Hammer : Huh?

Gloria : Horace! Horace did you say your chauffeur was ready?

[a distinguished older gentleman nods and leaves the boat arm in arm with Gloria]

Mike Hammer : Horace?

Darren McGavin: Mike Hammer