Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (TV Series)

Cyranosaurus Rex (2004)

Charlie Adler: Mr. Whiskers

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Quotes 

• Brandy Harrington : I'm a sucker for love.

  Mr. Whiskers : Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.

  Brandy Harrington : Ugh! You may not get it now, but just wait. Some day it'll happen to you too.

  Mr. Whiskers : Never! I may not be the smartest bunny in the jungle. Or the best looking or smelling or dressed or most school spirited. But even I know there is no such thing as a magic fat baby the makes people fall in love.

• Isasbel : [sniffing]  What is that smell?

  Mr. Whiskers : [trying to act smooth]  Yo! What's the nine-one-one?

  Isasbel : Ain't you the rabbit that keeps buggin' me?

  Mr. Whiskers : Oh no, girl. The name's sucrose dextrose. Doctor sweet-lovology and I gotta a sweet sweet prescription for you.

  Isasbel : You know you ain't wearin' any pants?

  Mr. Whiskers : [realizing as the animals laugh]  I think we both know the answer to that.

• Isabel : [sniffing the air by the tree]  That smell!

  Mr. Whiskers : Wh-wh-what smell?

  Isabel : It's comin' from up in this tree!

  [climbing up] 

  Mr. Whiskers : [paniced]  Oh, move along. Nothing to smell here, back to the rabbit. Brandy, look out!

  Isabel : [to Brandy, on the limb]  You! You are what smells so delicious.

  Brandy Harrington : Okay, so I use an herbal shampoo. That's not reason to eat me.

• Brandy Harrington : Alright. I guess I really am a sucker for love. What's you plan to get her?

  Mr. Whiskers : I was going to be myself.

  Brandy Harrington : [laughing]  Ha, ha, ha! Right, that's the worst thing you can do. You're not supposed to be your actually self. Your supposed to be your fabulous self.

  Mr. Whiskers : Fine. As long as it doesn't involve a change of underware, I'm in.

  Brandy Harrington : It's time for Coach Brandy to whip you into shape for love.

• Mr. Whiskers : [crying]  I give up. She's too good for me. Or maybe I'm too good for her. Or maybe she's too good for me to be too good for her.

  Brandy Harrington : Don't you give up on me. I've worked too hard for this!

  Mr. Whiskers : But I...

  Brandy Harrington : [cutting in]  This isn't about you. Okay, maybe a little. Well, this lizard is challenging everything I know about romance and we are not going to let her win.

  Mr. Whiskers : But It's hopeless. I'm never gonna understand women!

• Brandy Harrington : Next time, I'm gonna hide out and tell you exactly what to say. i saw it once on a tv show and a movie. I think they wrote a book about it too.

  Mr. Whiskers : And it worked everytime?

  Brandy Harrington : No, but that's only because they didn't have me.

• Mr. Whiskers : Hiya, Isabel!

  Isabel : Listen rabbit. I don't like you. I'm in a bad mood and I just ate some kinda...

  [sees the can on his ear] 

  Isabel : What happened to your head?

  Mr. Whiskers : It's a birthmark and I will thank you not to stare.

• Isabel : Stay away from me it you know what's good for you.

  Brandy Harrington : [in the tree]  Isabel, wait!

  Mr. Whiskers : Isabel, wait!

  Brandy Harrington : I just wanted to say, "I'm sorry".

  Mr. Whiskers : I just wanted to say, I'm sorry!

  Brandy Harrington : I've been acting like a real jerk. You should know it's only because...

  Mr. Whiskers : I've been acting like a real jerk. You should know it's only because...

  Brandy Harrington : ...to me your eyes sparkle like the night time sky.

  Mr. Whiskers : ...to me your eyes sparkle like the night time sky.

  Isabel : What?

  Brandy Harrington : Your beaded skin is a cascading waterfall of precious jewels...

  Mr. Whiskers : [finishing]  All rubies, pearls, and oapals!

  Isabel : [flattered]  You really think so?

  Brandy Harrington : I know I'm a small, ugly, smelling

  Mr. Whiskers : [on the ground]  Never cleans his half of the room. Only brushed his teeth every other-

  [stops and yells up the tree] 

  Mr. Whiskers : She gets it already!

• Mr. Whiskers : [to the radio]  Freak to super! Come in, Super! Do you copy?

  Isabel : Does who copy?

• Mr. Whiskers : I wanted to woo you and Brandy was my pitching woo coach.

  Isabel : [trying to leave]  I am soo outta here!

  Mr. Whiskers : Isabel! I can explain everything!

• Mr. Whiskers : I think you're pretty. Wanna go out?

  [Isabel smiles a bit and then eats him] 

  Mr. Whiskers : Few, oh boy! It stinks in here! You would think with all the being swallowed by a giant lizard drills we had in school, the would have warned us about the smell.

  Gina : [in the dark]  You're telling me.

  Mr. Whiskers : I sure am. Wait, I'm telling who?

  Gina : Oh, hold on. I have a glow leaf.

  [everything light up] 

  Gina : Hi, I'm Gina. I think I was lunch.

  Mr. Whiskers : Mr. Wiskers, desert.

• Mr. Whiskers : You wanna join me at this spot I know for some cool refreshments and maybe some smooching?

  Gina : I'd love to. But we're kinda stuck.

  Mr. Whiskers : Oh, don't worry. Sooner or later I make verybody sick.

• Mr. Whiskers : They say you should look for love on the inside. I just never realized they meant it.