Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Horrors of Spider Island (1999)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : [Upon seeing the name "Temple Foster"]  Ah, Temple Foster, where they worship Australian beer.

• Tom Servo : [as guy is running away]  Another character flees the film.

• Gary Webster : [helping Georgia ashore]  There you are, Georgia.

  Tom Servo : Just north of Florida.

• Tom Servo : [the movie is distributed by Pacemaker Pictures, Inc]  Ironically, they used a lot of microwave ovens and metal detectors during this movie.

• Tom Servo : [as Gary, who calls the girls over to get some water]  Best way to get it is to lick it off my chest

• Tom Servo : Maybe I've always just misunderstood what spiders are. They're large hairy bipeds with pants.