The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart After Dark (1996)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier
Quotes
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[Marge and Lisa are leaving town]
Marge : The cat needs his medication every morning...
Homer : [talking over Marge] No problem. Can do.
Marge : And the furnace has been giving off a lot of carbon monoxide...
Homer : [still talking over Marge] Right. Uh-huh. Gotcha.
Marge : So keep the window open.
Homer : Cat in the furnace.
Marge : Uh... you know, I think I'll take Maggie with us.
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Belle : Please come in, Mrs. Simpson. How may I be of service?
Marge : I have a favor to ask... please shut this place down and move away from Springfield!
Belle : Oh, honey, you can't be serious.
Marge : Springfield doesn't want places like this!
Marge : I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar.
Marge : Oh? I've lived in this town for 37 years!
Belle : I've lived here 52 years.
Marge : I'm third-generation!
Belle : Sixth.
[pause]
Marge : GET OUTTA MY TOWN!
Belle : Listen, darling. We're just as much a part of Springfield as the church, the library or the crazy house. So I think I'll stay right here... neighbour.
Marge : Is that so? Well, sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will *never* be as popular as sobriety and self-denial! You're about to learn the two most dangerous words in the English language are "Marge Simpson"!
[confidently leaves the burlesque house, then gives a slip to the doorman]
Marge : It's a light pink '87 wagon.