The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart After Dark (1996)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Itchy, Grampa Simpson, Mayor Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Sideshow Mel, Hans Moleman, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble

Quotes 

• Belle : Are you wearing a grocery bag?

  Homer : I have misplaced my pants.

• Jasper : Are they talking about the bordello?

  Grampa : No. The burlesque house, so keep your mouth shut.

• Bart : Dad, I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?

  Homer : Do I have to sit up?

  Bart : No.

  Homer : Knock yourself out.

• [Marge and Lisa are leaving town] 

  Marge : The cat needs his medication every morning...

  Homer : [talking over Marge]  No problem. Can do.

  Marge : And the furnace has been giving off a lot of carbon monoxide...

  Homer : [still talking over Marge]  Right. Uh-huh. Gotcha.

  Marge : So keep the window open.

  Homer : Cat in the furnace.

  Marge : Uh... you know, I think I'll take Maggie with us.

• [Homer is in a burlesque house. He sees a photograph of President Dwight D. Eisenhower sitting down with two dancers on either side] 

  Homer Simpson : [reading the caption]  "President Eisenhower celebrates 40th wedding anniversary. Not pictured: Mrs. Eisenhower."

• [Grampa whistles as he enters the Maison Derrière and puts his hat on a hat rack near the door. Turning he is surprised to notice Bart working as the doorman] 

  Grampa Simpson : Oop.

  [Without breaking a sweat, he starts whistling again as he takes his hat from the rack and exits the house. He pops his head back in a few moments later] 

  Grampa Simpson : Is your name "Bart"?

  Bart Simpson : Mm-hm.

  Grampa Simpson : What the...!

  [grumbles in shock] 

  Grampa Simpson : Does your father know you're working here?

  Bart Simpson : It was his idea.

  Grampa Simpson : In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour.

  [hands Bart his hat as he enters]