The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart After Dark (1996)

Tress MacNeille: Belle, Agnes Skinner, Brandine Delroy, Woman in Audience, Dolph

Quotes 

• Belle : Are you wearing a grocery bag?

  Homer : I have misplaced my pants.

• Belle : Please come in, Mrs. Simpson. How may I be of service?

  Marge : I have a favor to ask... please shut this place down and move away from Springfield!

  Belle : Oh, honey, you can't be serious.

  Marge : Springfield doesn't want places like this!

  Marge : I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar.

  Marge : Oh? I've lived in this town for 37 years!

  Belle : I've lived here 52 years.

  Marge : I'm third-generation!

  Belle : Sixth.

  [pause] 

  Marge : GET OUTTA MY TOWN!

  Belle : Listen, darling. We're just as much a part of Springfield as the church, the library or the crazy house. So I think I'll stay right here... neighbour.

  Marge : Is that so? Well, sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will *never* be as popular as sobriety and self-denial! You're about to learn the two most dangerous words in the English language are "Marge Simpson"!

  [confidently leaves the burlesque house, then gives a slip to the doorman] 

  Marge : It's a light pink '87 wagon.