- [Marge and Lisa are leaving town]
- Marge: The cat needs his medication every morning...
- Homer: [talking over Marge] No problem. Can do.
- Marge: And the furnace has been giving off a lot of carbon monoxide...
- Homer: [still talking over Marge] Right. Uh-huh. Gotcha.
- Marge: So keep the window open.
- Homer: Cat in the furnace.
- Marge: Uh... you know, I think I'll take Maggie with us.
- [Homer is in a burlesque house. He sees a photograph of President Dwight D. Eisenhower sitting down with two dancers on either side]
- Homer Simpson: [reading the caption] "President Eisenhower celebrates 40th wedding anniversary. Not pictured: Mrs. Eisenhower."
- Bart Simpson: [dancing on the roof and singing] S-U-C-C-E-S-S, that's the way you spell "Success"!
- [falls off roof]
- [Grampa whistles as he enters the Maison Derrière and puts his hat on a hat rack near the door. Turning he is surprised to notice Bart working as the doorman]
- Grampa Simpson: Oop.
- [Without breaking a sweat, he starts whistling again as he takes his hat from the rack and exits the house. He pops his head back in a few moments later]
- Grampa Simpson: Is your name "Bart"?
- Bart Simpson: Mm-hm.
- Grampa Simpson: What the...!
- [grumbles in shock]
- Grampa Simpson: Does your father know you're working here?
- Bart Simpson: It was his idea.
- Grampa Simpson: In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour.
- [hands Bart his hat as he enters]
- Belle: Please come in, Mrs. Simpson. How may I be of service?
- Marge: I have a favor to ask... please shut this place down and move away from Springfield!
- Belle: Oh, honey, you can't be serious.
- Marge: Springfield doesn't want places like this!
- Marge: I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar.
- Marge: Oh? I've lived in this town for 37 years!
- Belle: I've lived here 52 years.
- Marge: I'm third-generation!
- Belle: Sixth.
- [pause]
- Marge: GET OUTTA MY TOWN!
- Belle: Listen, darling. We're just as much a part of Springfield as the church, the library or the crazy house. So I think I'll stay right here... neighbour.
- Marge: Is that so? Well, sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will *never* be as popular as sobriety and self-denial! You're about to learn the two most dangerous words in the English language are "Marge Simpson"!
- [confidently leaves the burlesque house, then gives a slip to the doorman]
- Marge: It's a light pink '87 wagon.