Jack of All Trades (TV Series)

Seventy Brides for One Brother (2000)

Bruce Campbell: Jack Stiles, Daring Dragoon

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Quotes 

• Jack Stiles : The governor's party? I forgot about that stuffy brouhaha. Do we have to go?

  Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : Oh, you won't want to miss it. The governor's guest tonight is millionaire sultan Mohammed Kareem Abdul Mosheriff Ali.

  Jack Stiles : Wait a minute, he's the guy with 70 wives!

  Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : Uh-huh.

  Jack Stiles : Oh ho ho! Man, I bet he gets great group... discounts.

• Jack Stiles : Is this where the Sultan lives?

  Gate Guard : This is just his vacation home, sir.

  Jack Stiles : Oh, good - then I came to the right place. He told me to stop by here for a job interview, so here I am.

  Gate Guard : Did he say for what position?

  Jack Stiles : Ah well, after seeing his wives, I was hoping to go through a variety of positions, but whatever you have open.

• [Jack kicks a eunuch in the crotch] 

  Eunuch : No patties, no pain.

  Jack Stiles : Well, at least you have guts.

  [Jack punches the eunuch in the stomach, disabling him] 

• [to the headsman about to execute Emilia] 

  Jack Stiles : I like your style, but your execution's all wrong.

  [Jack knocks the headsman out]