M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Mail Call, Again (1975)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
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Quotes
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : [Reading his mother's lips in the home movie] "I love you, Walter."
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Gee, Dad, talkies.
Father Francis Mulcahy : Who's Walter?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : That's my given name.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Give it back.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : Is my call through to Indiana yet?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Not right now sir, I've got another call going through to Ohio.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Don't give *me* any of your snottiness! I'm not that old dimwit you work for!
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : The Ohio call's mine, Major.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : [laughing nervously] Sir... I... uh... just a little joke with Radar.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : I'd watch that dimwit talk, Burns. Your bulb's been out since I met you.
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : [Giving B.J. his letters] And from Waggle Hunnicut.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : My dog.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Your dog?
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : My wife does the actual writing, actually.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Surely you jest!
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : [laughs] Dogs can't write!
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Are you kidding? I once knew a cocker spaniel that covered the dog show for the New York Times.
[Radar laughs more]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Oh yeah, he would've won the Pulitzer Prize, but that was the year Joyce Kilmer wrote "Trees".
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Colonel Sherman T. Potter : City General... that's where my son was born. 1926. My wife went into labor the minute she heard Valentino died.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Gee, I hope she's better now, sir.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : Coming along.
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Sir, your home phone is ringing.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Louise? Louise, can you hear me? Huh? Well, it's me... Frank.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Frank Burns.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Frank Burns.
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Colonel Sherman T. Potter : Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : I don't know much about those, sir.