Aunt Shelley: Larry, is that you? It's me, your mom.
Larry: Huh?
Aunt Shelley: Well, Vicky has two kids: Mike and Hillary
Larry: No. I'm the middle child. I'm Larry.
Aunt Shelley: Oh, Larry. You're my son. Dave and Vicky took you away from me because I was insane.
[reaches out for a hug]
Larry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Aunt Shelley: I'm not his mother. I'm just screwing with him. Serves them right for not coming to visit me.