King of the Hill (TV Series)
As Old as the Hills (1999)
Toby Huss: Cotton Hill
Quotes
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Hank Hill : Now, this is not my award-winning "The History of Propane" slide show, but it's the next best thing: my marriage to Mrs. Peggy Hill. I call it "Twenty Years of Outstanding Service."
[first slide]
Hank Hill : Here we see the early years, when our first home was an efficiency apartment. Although it would have been more efficient if it was heated with propane.
Peggy Hill : The bed was our only piece of furniture, and it was all we needed.
Hank Hill : Yep. 'Cause it converted into a couch.
[next slide: Peggy with the newborn Bobby]
Hank Hill : Bobby's head pretty much regained its shape, and Peggy pretty much regained her shape too. Heh-heh. Seriously, this is the day Bobby was born.
[next slide; Peggy and Hank are at a formal event and Peggy is cleaning something off her dress]
Hank Hill : Here's Peggy and me whooping it up at the Young Gassers' Ball.
Khan Souphanousinphone : [frustrated] Slide show longer than damn marriage!
[next slide: simulation of Hank and Peggy in old age; crowd giggles politely]
Hank Hill : Is this Hank and Peggy Hill twenty years from now? I hope so, because I wouldn't want it any other way. Here's to twenty more years of outstanding service.
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Didi Hill : [holding her pregnant belly] The baby kicked my insides
Cotton Hill : It puts on quite a show when it gets going, Didi show 'em your gas tank
[Didi stands up and pulls down her shirt and pregnancy pants so everyone can feel the baby kicking]
Cotton Hill : This one's busting to get out, not like Hank, never moved once while he was in there, not even born and he already gives up!