King of the Hill (TV Series)

As Old as the Hills (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Now, this is not my award-winning "The History of Propane" slide show, but it's the next best thing: my marriage to Mrs. Peggy Hill. I call it "Twenty Years of Outstanding Service."

  [first slide] 

  Hank Hill : Here we see the early years, when our first home was an efficiency apartment. Although it would have been more efficient if it was heated with propane.

  Peggy Hill : The bed was our only piece of furniture, and it was all we needed.

  Hank Hill : Yep. 'Cause it converted into a couch.

  [next slide: Peggy with the newborn Bobby] 

  Hank Hill : Bobby's head pretty much regained its shape, and Peggy pretty much regained her shape too. Heh-heh. Seriously, this is the day Bobby was born.

  [next slide; Peggy and Hank are at a formal event and Peggy is cleaning something off her dress] 

  Hank Hill : Here's Peggy and me whooping it up at the Young Gassers' Ball.

  Khan Souphanousinphone : [frustrated]  Slide show longer than damn marriage!

  [next slide: simulation of Hank and Peggy in old age; crowd giggles politely] 

  Hank Hill : Is this Hank and Peggy Hill twenty years from now? I hope so, because I wouldn't want it any other way. Here's to twenty more years of outstanding service.

• Peggy Hill : Whatever happened to that young couple who dreamed of inventing a new steak sauce, or taking a train to Alaska?

  Hank Hill : That couple just grew up and realized that there was too much competition among existing steak sauces. We did ourselves a favor by abandoning those dreams.

• Hank Hill : C'mon, Peggy. The kids are out of the house. We've rented an R-rated movie.

  Peggy Hill : What movie did you get?

  Hank Hill : [beat; defeated]  "Platoon".